Lady Die

Excellent rants! As usual a bit deficient in the grammar/spelling department.

Mrs T didn't watch the programme ... Carol didn't even tell her she was in it. I read somewhere that Mark was always favoured by Maggie & Dennis. A shame because Carol is 100 times more intelligent.

I hadn't realised Nelson's Column was that tall! Nelson's column & the parachute jump were separate events.

On the TV programme with Cherie Blair last night I think they said she was approaching 90. I don't think she's a DL candidate for 2006 though as she looked very fit & well. According to this she was born in 1918.

John Noakes was great. I remember him climbing up Nelson's column to clean it (sans Shep I think) and doing a parachute jump. And who could ever forget him slipping over on elephant S**t. He could have done Blue Peter on his own as Pete & Val were a couple of wimps.

Get religion

Calum is going to play his dad in a film about his life. Someone's quick off the mark to cash in.

CRACKERJACK!

That is just sooooooo BBC

Lose weight

Did you sign up for this course voluntarily?

How about a few suggestions of dull people .... Jeremy Paxman springs to mind.

The speeches were good but the music was crap.

We haven't had a death for a while & I'm starting to think we've reached our total for 2005 already. Or does anyone disagree? Only 29 dying days till the end of the year.....

Does that make today different from any other? No! Want to make something of it? Are you suffering from PMT?

Does that make today different from any other?

Beckham is a great footballer but outside football he's a big girl's blouse - wearing sarongs & earrings. And Victoria is a complete fright.

George is back in Northern Ireland. Everything you need to know about his funeral.

Photocopy your arse and other parts.

Have plastic surgery

1000th execution has taken place in the USA Australian executed in Singapore

"Mr Graham is 86 and frail. He has symptoms of Parkinson's disease, fluid on the brain and prostate cancer. Last year he broke his hip and fractured his pelvis in two falls. He has trouble seeing, hearing and speaking" And that was 6 months ago!

Not too suitable for the nursery though!

Are you barking mad or is this just a big wind-up?