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  1. Lady Die

    George Best

    I agree. But he'd probably still hang on somehow. People have already started putting down flowers etc so he should just do the decent thing so they can start harvesting his organs.
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    Constance Cummings

    She looks pretty good for 95.
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    Gary Glitter

    He's going to be charged with engaging in perverse activities with children. What a great euphemism.
  4. Lady Die

    Ideas and Possibilities for 2006

    After missing George Best this year, are there any other pissheads who should be included in 2006? We wouldn't want to miss another one.
  5. Lady Die

    George Best

    And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain You C-word, I'm not a queer I'll state my case, of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's full And each and every highway And yet, much more than this I did it my way Regrets I've had a few But then again, too few to mention But dig, what I have to do I'll see it through with no devotion Of that, take care and just Be careful along the highway And more, much more than this I did it my way There were times, I'm sure you knew When there was nothing f*****g else to do But through it all, When there was doubt I shot it up or kicked it out I fought the just as before And did it my way Knocked out in bed last night I've had my fill, my share of looting And now, the tears subside I find it all so amusing To think, I killed a cat And may I say, oh no, not their way But no, no, not me I did it my way For what is a brat, What has he got When he finds out that he cannot Say the things he truly thinks But only the words, Not what he feels The record shows, I've got no clothes And did it my way
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    George Best

    What's this got to do with George Best?
  7. You mean they weren't faked?
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    George Best

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    George Best

    Apparently his organs are going to be donated .... does anyone need a pickled kidney?
  10. Lady Die

    Hot tips?

    But not for 2006 unfortunately.
  11. Lady Die

    George Best

    Didn't he declare himself bankrupt a few years ago? Who'll pay his hospital bill? It must run into tens of thousands.
  12. Lady Die

    George Best

    Definitely on his way out. Put me down for 8:27pm (GMT)
  13. Lady Die

    Cliff Michelmore

    He'll be so pleased if he reads it.
  14. Lady Die

    George Best

    Going going....
  15. Lady Die

    Gary Glitter

    He's been detained for 4 months. He looks like Elizabeth I without his wig .... well not actually like her but very different with/without wig ... if you see what I mean.
  16. Lady Die

    George Best

    Love your avatar!
  17. Lady Die

    Jane Tomlinson Killer Ride

    Good luck in the London Marathon, Tracy, and in everything you do. Lady D
  18. Lady Die

    George Best

    No improvement this morning. The doctors have said that he can't keep hanging on indefinitely if he doesn't improve. "Worst night yet"
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    Gary Glitter

    I don't think knowing someone was going to be executed would take the "fun out of the game". There would still be the excitement of not knowing whether they'd be executed that year. I don't know what the situation is in Vietnam but in the USA people sometimes stay on death row for years.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    If Mark's antics haven't sent her to her grave I doubt whether Carol's will.
  21. Lady Die

    General Pinochet

    He's been put under house arrest
  22. Lady Die

    George Best

    Maybe they should put booze in his drip.
  23. Lady Die

    George Best

    Apparently he "had a bad night". He should be used to that by now.
  24. Lady Die

    Near Misses for 2005

    The world's ugliest dog has died
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