Lady Die

Doctors say he's unlikely to make a full recovery. Not quite sure what that means but it sounds promising.

Wow, this thread is sooooo dull. Didn't Michelmore present the holiday program for a while. And he is/was married to Jean Metcalf. Is she still alive?

I was amazed to find out this morning that George Best is still alive.

Read about spontaneous combustion

He was the last Scottish survivor

People die in hot weather because they don't keep cool enough. Maybe use this thread for any useful hints about dying?? - e.g. life expectancies for various illness.

Sleep with a corpse

Strictly speaking, I'm not a "Lady". I'm quite sure that goes double for Josco. Josco might be laydee I'm not a lady, and neither is my wife. (With thanks to Monty Python's Life Of Brian) Not even a laydee?

Strictly speaking, I'm not a "Lady". I'm quite sure that goes double for Josco. Josco might be laydee

Oh bollocks to it.....he goes to the same AA meetings as me if you must know. So that's not very Anonymous is it?

It's amazing what a bit of rioting in the suburbs can do for someone's health and state of mind. Can we start some rioting here in the hope that it has a detrimental effect on Tony's health?

Scotty's blast off has been delayed by engine problems, until some time in February. The Enterprise engineer would be most displeased. I'm sure if 'Scotty' were still alive, they would be ready in January They'd have to rewrite the laws of physics.

Compose a tribute to him here

As an extra in the movie?

Buy a flat at Purley Gate

Smack the penguin

Maybe this kind of rabbit?

Isn't it ironic that believers in "intelligent design" are prime examples of why it isn't true?

Skull washed to the surface of grave by the rain.

In case no-one notices .... advance congrats from me.

Donate your body to medical science

Saw the Queen on TV yesterday at the cenotaph & she looked fighting fit. She'll live to 100 like her mother.

On that subject maybe we need a thread on "deaths overshadowed by someone else's death" - e.g. Mother Teresa dying the same week as Diana.

How weird .... not a single pin anywhere. I suspect you've been burgled & someone has stolen them all. I thought doorstep poppy selling was illegal?

Michael Barrymore....not dead (in the non-breathing sense) but stuffed up his career pretty well. Edit - oops, I see he's already mentioned. That'll teach me to read the thread backwards but not get to the top.