Lady Die

That's really cheered me up. Thanks.

My favourite Blockbusters moment was a contestant giving the answer "Orgasm" when it should've been "Organism".

Wow! You have a deathlist at work. Not sure what the reaction would be if I tried to set one up here. [Topics merged -- MH]

Deaths in films: http://www.cinemorgue.com

She's died on screen many times

Defence lawyer found dead

A funeral would be a graduation ceremony.

13 innocent popes so how many are guilty? This one certainly was.

Can one get a divorce from one's income on the grounds of irreconcilable differences?

Qualifications would include M.A. (Mortuary Assistant)

Purr purr

Would a Deathlist undergraduate be someone who's terminally ill or very old? And how would you define a postgraduate? Perhaps the Admins and Mods could be re-titled as Professors and Lecturers? ....in the University of Life

Would a Deathlist undergraduate be someone who's terminally ill or very old? And how would you define a postgraduate?

Just because it's not in that dictionary doesn't necessarily mean there's no such word.

Blair? Bush? Thatcher? Is Thatcher a man? Possibly buy you would have to have a check for your self i think she if 50/50. I'd really rather not check for myself if it's all the same to you. Thats why i didn't want to check myself . You mean you're not sure of your own gender either. I'm not checking any of you! No i am sure of my own gender. I dont need to check or want you to check. So that's cleared that up then.

Another one (people keep sending me jokes)... A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

Blair? Bush? Thatcher? Is Thatcher a man? Possibly buy you would have to have a check for your self i think she if 50/50. I'd really rather not check for myself if it's all the same to you.

So glad he boldly went and passed that kidney stone.

Thank you Mr Hein and congrats on your new-found Twuntdom

Either that is not her or she is very unwell.

Ooooooh Mr Hein you must be sooooo excited now. 999 posts....

Is there a list somewhere of numbers of posts for each category?

Latest on New Orleans ... President Bush has just released a statement following his investigation into the New Orleans disaster - the blame is being put on a Halibut suicide plumber. ************************************** President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans ... however Katrina and the Waves have been told to f.ck off. ************************************** Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is cancelled. He expects a record number of floats this year on Main Street. ************************************** 5 black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans, DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters. Rumour has it they where under the boardwalk down by the sea ... ************************************** Eric Burdon & The Animals are re-releasing their earlier hit, it begins "There was a house in New Orleans" ************************************** Hurricane Katrina, typical female! When she came she was warm wild and wet. When she left she took the house and contents with her. ************************************** Two planeloads of volunteers left South Auckland today bound for New Orleans to assist with the looting.

(Apologies to anyone who's heard this before) A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell sleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted.