Saint Peter

Classy vehicle. Defunct Car, Defunct Footballer. I guess it's fitting.

Complete Bollocks. My guess the Medic twats were banged up on visa irregulations. A lot of people work in Libya on the incorrect visa and if you piss someone off then the visa is used as a tool rethink your actions. SP is actually working in libya at the moment and has done for 18 months. Col G will not have met anyone as claimed in the article. He is a lot more astute than that. He has not survived 41 years of leadership without having his finger on the pulse.

Stuck with the bomber again!!

Long time since I posted. But I went for the man in the number one spot

Could only be Days. Even Docs are say hopes are "fading". Could be about to take his final ride with his "Chopper".

Beaten to it by "Tomb Raider"

I'm sure he's wearing my mothers sun specs...

Unlikely to recover He dosen't look to chipper in the photo

Making a Recovery !!! Not

One better than me, I got f'king nothing. Not even a e-mail reminding me of the joys of being a father!! In protest I am not celebrating it next year which means I will avoid the disappointment when I get feck all!!

Final whistle about to blow for Mr. Hartson

International Cuisine, my *rse. She was a f*cking racist Chav, so that will be fish and chips with mushy peas giving it some class. Especially when he brings a friends relative that has restaurants on the Costa Del Sol. All day "English Breakfast" will be the speciality. Jamie Oliver will not be shaking in his boots...

Never heard of the Geezer !!!

Agreed, it's quiet but it hadn't struck me as terminal. We could have an 'introduce a friend' scheme, seriously. Or leave business cards in London phone boxes......on second thoughts, that sucks. Or cook up some 'event' in which one of us posts something outrageous and one of us anonymously complains to the papers, always good for a bit of traffic that one. Aye but there seems no shortage of new members, it's just that most turn out to be diarrhea posters and few of those who aren't, bother to stick around. The one by Madcow the other day was quite provocative, having a go at Brussels sprouts and all that, but will she return? We've had a few mad cows in the past who have been quite entertaining for a while but they never stay the course. It's the existing members (including me) who are not tuning in as much as they used to do. I mean I don't miss the scream, not one bit (well maybe a tiny little bit). But where are the slaves? Where's Lady Die and Boudicca? What happened to TLC? Why did Tempus Fugit work so hard to wipe away his presence? Is he standing for Parliament or something (I wish I knew how to spell 'something')? Maybe generating a bit of adverse publicity wouldn't be a bad idea. Facebook has a lot to answer for. Maybe Deathlist should have its own Facebook site... It does! OK

What the Ph*ck are you on about?? I think you are experimenting with to many chemicals Mr/Mrs Hookabitchup....

It appears that Danny won't be appearing again.

I have plenty more, but I am not allowed

I think we've past it. The question is this - how many porn sites do you have to sign up with for your email address to get in the hands of that many spammers? Eh, None. I'm a man of the cloth Does that mean you wipe your cock on the curtains afterwards? I don't practice zuffling. I prefer it to be mouth washed I don't practice either. No need, I'm already an expert.

We are hoping for a sprint at the tail end of the year

I think we've past it. The question is this - how many porn sites do you have to sign up with for your email address to get in the hands of that many spammers? Eh, None. I'm a man of the cloth Does that mean you wipe your cock on the curtains afterwards? I don't practice zuffling. I prefer it to be mouth washed

I think we've past it. The question is this - how many porn sites do you have to sign up with for your email address to get in the hands of that many spammers? Eh, None. I'm a man of the cloth

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