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Do we have to? The off-topic bits are far more entertaining.

My second hit of the year, almost propelling me into to the top 100. Still at least he died before his 80th birthday, for an extra point. where is this top 100 that you speak of? Just above the second 100.

My second hit of the year, almost propelling me into the top 100. Still at least he died before his 80th birthday, for an extra point.

Japanese artist and architect Arakawa has died aged 73. Notable, as he believed that people only died because they got too comfortable and he (and his wife) designed houses engineered to disorient the occupants. Sadly, they lost all their money in Madoff's Ponzi scheme, so their research was never completed. You may think its crap but I'm having my floors unlevelled anyway, just in case.

Italian. Nescafe or Maxwell House?

Play Pacman. Get in quick, it won't last long!

Whirlwind Inter or Bayern?

From 'Hole in the Wall' to 'Hole in the Ground'. I theng yew.

McDonalds and BK will be falling over themselves trying to get these into their Happy Meals. On the plus side, they'll be forgotton 5 minutes after the games are over (or until the 2016 mascots are wheeled out).

Audio pioneer Professor Fritz Sennheiser has died aged 98.

Stingray (though Fireball XL5 was better than both). Hairy Bikers or Two Fat Ladies?

So marijuana is dangerous...

Weakest Link; if Eggheads is without CJ that increases the chances of it being 'with Barry'. ITV Wrestling or WWE/F Wrestling?

Real ale. Possessing dazzling good looks or a sparkling personality?

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No. RIP Ronnie. Rainbow rocks!

This reminds me of the book about Lavatories in Yorkshire by Edna Paper. Then theres 'Daydreaming' by Edna Clouds.

Is it NAP's birthday? Happy Birthday NAP.

Throw a sicky. (Or the British equivalent) Maggie Thatcher or Joe Stalin?