Abysmal Granite

Looks like Foot has kicked the bucket

Many congratulations, life will never be the same again, but in a good way.. I'll go for March 1st as that's my birthday, and a girl weighing 7lb 2.

Oliver (Norvell) Hardy, died from complications of dieting - aged 65 on Aug 7, 1957

Carmen Silvera, actress in that dreadful "comedy" today in 2002

I went for Swayze instead of RB, I fear Biggs will cling to life like sh*t to a blanket, just to be awkward.

I've just gone through my kitchen cupboards and mercilessly chucked out anything with a best before date of 2005.. well you can't be too careful can you?

Snot. The hard kind, the runny kind, any kind. But especially the kind that is rock hard when it goes into the washing machine, and comes out as fresh as the day it oozed out.

So am I right in thinking there is a Facebook group for DL members.. I was looking for somewhere I could post more accurate "status updates" than my current page, such as "I just caught the baby eating my fags" or "whilst attempting to wax my nether regions I accidentally stuck my arse cheeks together".. that sort of thing?

Seconded, also my doctor for 3 years when I lived in Dunstable.

Just people who abuse their pets with fruit. Not that one could call that particularly just. My apologies.. On seeing the subtitle to this topic "Deathlisters hate pets" I thought it appropriate.. anyway, the cat abuse take place with an oven glove, not a banana..

"At the end of the day..."

Surely that would be just like pumping air into a cheese grater? With all that nippin n tuckin he can't have been watertight..

Oh yeah, people who.. oh hang on.. just people actually..

Bananas. They scare the living crap out of my cat..

I got slightly excited when the news headed their report with "The actor Christopher Lee..." only to be told he had received a knighthood.

He will be able to re-release the Thriller video now, except it will be much more authentic..

All that mask wearing nonsense didn't do him much good then..

Michael Jackson memorabilia is attracting a flurry of activity on ebay at the moment.. Collectors photo album up to £150 in the last couple of minutes. Damn, if I'd had poorer taste in music..

Righto, I'm convinced.

Sources are all still quoting TMZ.com, so I'm not certain just yet..

BBC Newsflash - Yikes, its going to go all Lady Di now isn't it..

Apparently Twitter has crashed under the weight of MJ searches. I remember the days when you found out who'd shuffled off when the newspaper hit your doormat in the morning.

I'm sure someone has a feasible explanation for the long goodybag.. aside from my firm belief that she has faked her own death and will shortly be opening a florists, I don't know. More importantly, I want to know where I can get a pair of Jackiey's comedy sunglasses..

Hello all, been lurking a long time, and finally registered.. the sweepstake was the last straw, I could lurk no longer (my choice was also Mother's Day - congrats Vinegar Tits). Lovin your work.