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Blimey, Ken Barlow now! http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/coronation-street-actor-bill-roache-arrested-on-historic-sex-abuse-allegation-29235354.html

It's just been disclosed that the Boston Marathon bombing was race related!

I'm afraid it'll be Bernie. I rather liked her and her sisters in the early 80's. The music was shite but they were a saucy bunch and always up for a laugh... and I would've happily shagged all of them. (One at a time obviously, I'm not a perv!)

I think he's becoming a bit of a tease like our Zsa Zsa

Meat has just announced he is retiring from touring citing health issues. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/04/02/uk-meatloaf-idUKBRE9310C520130402

It may have charitable status but they still charge: FEES FROM 1ST APRIL 2013 Residential care: £666 per week Nursing care: £916 per week Jeanne's Wing: £1,021 per week

You were right first time. He has definitely died!

Wilko Johnson's Solid Send-Off I went to the Final Farewell gig at Koko in Camden on Sunday night and it was a wonderful celebration of the man and his music. He even played the Chuck Berry song 'Bye bye Johnny' as an encore and got the audience to wave him goodbye! There was no sadness...even at the end when he said goodbye. He still looks fit and strong, although he looks like he's lost some weight and he's even cheekily slipped two more gigs in on the 15th & 16th in Guernsey. Here's a review - http://www.theartsdesk.com/new-music/wilko-johnson-koko

Her Maj has now cancelled all engagements this week where she's not sitting within shuffling distance to the karzi. Time to apply the royal bung I would've thought! ( Sorry, wrong end!)

According to The Daily Mail she has three months. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2289020/Valerie-Harper-months-live-diagnosed-terminal-brain-cancer.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

I've gone for Richard Attenborough this time. He's been unwell for some time and I reckon he could slip quietly away.

Did we ever find out?

Scott? One of 'The Two'? Ancona?

Washington Times reporting that Chavez has indeed returned to Venezuela to die. http://www.washingto...ie-report-says/

He's had one fag too many. Now dead! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21294570

Chavez has now returned to Venezuela according to his Twitter feed. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21495976

Kevin Peek, former guitarist with prog rockers Sky, has died of skin cancer aged 66. http://gonetroppomus...2013/02/14/145/

Maybe he wants to spend more time with the wife and kids.

This should be in the 'jazz' thread. There's a clue there!

There's a pattern forming and I must go with that so it's Denis Healey this time for me.

It's apt that Norodom is an anagram of "Odor, mon!" Ooh, sink odour man!

Nick Saunders Smith ‏@Saunders_Smith Sat in a classroom doing coursework , clearly year 9 b-tech class, #retards Someone's bored at school now!

Do you think they mean injuries to his nasty head?

Ex Eastenders star Dean Gaffney receiving treatment after car crash leaves him with 'nasty head injuries'. http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2013/jan/31/dean-gaffney-injured-car-accident

.....and how many days it takes to screw the lid on and wipe the smile off of his face!