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For the third time I've gone for Bob Mugabe. Third time lucky maybe?

First (of so very many!) Hawkwind bassist, John Harrison, has died in Los Angeles just 2 days off his 70th birthday.

Now, as I was saying before I was interupted by Robin Gibb's death, I'm certain it'll be Mugabe who'll go next!

I took a stab at Mugabe. I'm sure he'll go soon....or perhaps it's just wishful thinking.

Doh!

As stated in the post immediately before yours! Try reading some of this shit before you jump in!

Bit surprised Notwaguest hasn't already reported this but maybe because it's not right on the top of the Deaths in 2012 page and it's too difficult for him to scroll down 6 days but Ted Short is no longer the oldest ex-MP - http://www.lep.co.uk...-dies-1-4530958 A hit for 9 teams on the DDP. Obit from The Independent. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/lord-glenamara-politician-who-fought-to-keep-wilsons-labour-government-in-power-7729081.html

Dunn fulfilling the Bez role, obviously. Now if Stevie Wonder could drive the tour bus........

You want Barry to pull through what? Having a voice like a castrated cat? That's probably why there are signs of life from Robin. He wants Barry to shut the fuck up!!

They probably got their story from the site that reported the miraculous recovery earlier. (Does anyone else think that his son RJ looks like the bastard son of Matt Lucas and David Walliams in one of those photos?)

US obit http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/dick-clark-entertainment-icon-nicknamed-americas-oldest-teenager/story?id=16076252#.T48dBtkxOuJ

Bonus day.....25th April.

".......his days are numbered" http://www.thestarphoenix.com/news/Lockerbie+bomber+home+prognosis+grim/6471150/story.html

He's feeling stronger and going home! http://af.reuters.com/article/commoditiesNews/idAFL6E8FGDBU20120416

I think Megrahi will last a little longer but I've got a feeling Gibb won't see the week out.

As stated three posts previously!

The birthday boy proves he's as mad as a box of frogs! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/zimbabwe/9094942/Robert-Mugabe-I-have-died-more-times-than-Jesus-Christ.html

Photos from Monday night's gig. I still think he looks thin and ill. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2100960/Robin-Gibb-receives-standing-ovation-London-Paladium-following-cancer-battle.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

British rower and adventurer John Fairfax has tipped his oars in the water for the last time at 74. Tres bona for 'This Is Your Death' on the DDP if the right obit comes through. http://www.washingto...y7BR_story.html

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around seeing the sights and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After a while, he finds himself in a very high class neighbourhood.....big, stately residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. He really, really has to go, after all those Guinnesses. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem. As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know." "I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom." "Ah, yes," said the bobby..."Just follow me". He leads him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the bobby. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want." The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculpted hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby,"That was really decent of you... is that what you call 'English Hospitality'?" "No, sir" replies the bobby, "that is what we call the French Embassy."

I agree. He seems in fine spirits, although he may yet be let down by his failing functions.

He's determined to sing at the Palladium in two weeks. He thinks it may be his last performance. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/2012/01/30/robin-gibb-i-m-determined-to-sing-at-royal-palladium-in-support-of-british-troops-86908-23727072/

I've taken a wild stab at Castro!

Heather Locklear of Dynasty fame has been rushed to hospital after taking a cocktail of drink and drugs. http://www.iol.co.za/tonight/gossip/heather-locklear-s-suicidal-cocktail-1.1212408