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First her house, now her clothes!

...and wouldn't it be ironic if the truck driver turned out to be Chinese!

Bad news for Bad News. He's been beaten and shot dead. Perhaps his harmonica playing left a lot to be desired.

The birthday party.

Back home for her birthday.

Some dude on Yahoo Answers says that Charlie's back to 100% Satan Isn't Real Not looking good for Charlie... Gone!

Zsa zsa is now broke!

Over and Dunn? Dunn to death?

Ray Bradburied!

'Last Train To Carksville'?

Presumably only if the leg is given an obituary in a qualifying news source. I think this would qualify as an obit for the leg!

So is her record company.

Are you locked in the toilet? Shall I call for a carer?

I've just thought of an alternative title for this thread.....Celebrity Chefs - One foot in the gravy! I'll get m'coat.

Still no news!

cut & paste: Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt has allowed doctors to amputate her leg following a life-threatening blood infection and a clot. The doctors had advised von Anhalt to get the " Moulin Rouge" star's leg amputated after it became gangrenous following the infection but later they held it off hoping that a course of strong antibiotics might help. Von Anhalt has now confirmed that doctors will administer anaesthesia to Gabor Friday and attempt to remove a blood clot. If they determine it can't be removed they will then amputate half her leg, reports aceshowbiz. The Times of India. That was posted 13:52hrs IST ~ 08:32hrs GMT ~ 5 hours ago. And says "Friday". To me, Friday means everyone is late with this news. But does it really mean they will wait till next Friday, the 14th, before the opperation? If so, surely she would be dead by then! TMZ are saying the same thing and confirm that it was last Friday 7th Jan so everyone's keeping quiet about the outcome.

The leg comes off!

Bob Dole fever!

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Mr Lom. So it'll be Herbert in the dirt!

Miriam Seegar will now be eternally silent!

The leg off is off. It'll stay on for the time being but it's not a cause for celebration yet so she'll not be going out and getting legless!

Kirsty McColl tragically died in a boating accident ten years ago today on the 18th December, 2000.