RIP Wee Jum

The Samaritans have set up a special number for disappointed Man United fans to ring if they are feeling depressed after this season. The number is 0800 101010 Thats 0800 won nothing, won nothing won nothing!

Wee Jum is a United hero

FAO Charon A testimonial from season 82/83 B - Bannon, Clark, McAlpine, Narey, Holt, Gough F - Milne, Hegarty, Malpas, Dodds, Britton

Yes he was part of that legendary team FTD 83 WE WON THE LEAGUE AT DENS, FUCK THE DEE, FUCK THE DEE

Ex Dundee United as well

Pete Townsend ? He played the bass

Parkinson looking really old when he was asked about his views on RC

The No Ronnies

a toothless termite walked into a bar and asked is the bar tender here.

Thought I had missed something when I noticed people posting in here. But alas just more votes coming in

Former Dundee United director Derek Robertson passes away :-( http://www.thecourier.co.uk/sport/football/dundee-united/former-dundee-united-director-derek-robertson-passes-away-1.931061

Aye but only on a Saturday when you get the 'free' TV guide; it's 40p during the week. 50p during the week Bugger! It's gone up since I last bought it. 40p / 50p still a waste of money

Aye but only on a Saturday when you get the 'free' TV guide; it's 40p during the week. 50p during the week

Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." "Yes, but are you good in bed?" "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Ted and Julie go to bed with one another for the first time. Julie: I think I should warn you Ted, I've got acute angina Ted: You're breasts aren't bad either.

An Aberdonian was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Aberdonian. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Aberdonian started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and, realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

Summer Santa Claus and David Letterman w / beard

'Seven Bridges Road' Singer Steve Young Dead at 73 http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/steve-young-dead-died-20160318

One to keep an eye on for the future Tone Loc born Anthony Terrell Smith - Collapsing 4 times on stage in 4 years is not good. Don't know if he has collapsed / performed since 2013 Health problems On May 29, 2009, Lōc was rushed to a Florida hospital after collapsing during a concert. The rapper had cut his elbow when he fell, and was released the same day. On October 15, 2011, Lōc was hospitalized for exhaustion after collapsing on stage during a concert in Atlanta. He was taken to a local hospital where he was rehydrated via IV. On March 16, 2013, Lōc collapsed on stage at a performance at the Bridge Bash in Des Moines, Iowa On December 6, 2013, Lōc collapsed on stage during a performance in San Francisco

John Noakes gets a bit of loving this time

Probably posted before, but never mind

Father son if Kirk is still around