Spade_Cooley

365 days for Demi Lovato to join the 27 Club start.... now.

Assuming he'll be a pall bearer, Corny will finally be able to "put that motherfucker in a box".

So fucking bizarre.... this guy (well, girl now) was a lolcow when I was still at university. Now I'm in my late 30s and they're still providing content.

And a QO.

Always saw Tony Martin as the British DMX: gun-toting nutjob criminal who spends all their spare time talking to dogs. Martin doesn't have anything as good as "Party Up" in his locker though.

I notice that Ms Whang hasn't made any social media posts in nearly a month. And the last time she did, she was raving about how she'd defied her intense pains to go and see a gig by.... Manhattan Transfer.

105-year-old former first lady of Colombia Cecilia Caballero Blanco finally carks it. DDP pick.

Noticed T-Mib made his visit visit to the site in over a year last month

Bam Margera having a few public meltdowns recently, rest of the Jackass crew saying he's refusing help.

Nadia Toffa, investigative journalist and co-host of news satire show Le Iene, dead at 40. DDP pick, will be curious to see if she sneaks a QO somewhere.

Tch, isn't that always the way?

Assuming, between the lines, this means the carjacking wasn't just a random job it was targeted. So whether this is a religious thing (Kolasinac and Ozil are both practicing Muslims), an organised crime thing or the paramilitary wing of Arsenal Fan TV remains to be seen.

That cafe on Branksome Beach is a fucking rip, probably there. However, I did try the winner of the 2018 "Best Breakfast In Britain" award, the eggy bread with kale, chorizo and spiced hollandaise at Blandford Forum's Yellow Bicycle Cafe, and can confirm it is truly a five-star breakfast.

Gonna catch up with the backlog of front-page updates this weekend, had a rare few days off this week and spent it overpaying in Dorset cafes rather than thinking of something interesting to say about Harold Prince carking it. When those are done, I'm gonna put together a guide for those taking over next year... yep.

I mean there was Todd Rogers, and who'd really be surprised if he offed himself in the next few years?

As predicted.

Very reminiscent of... I've forgotten the lass's name, the Archers actress we all had four or five years back. Probably got six weeks to two months, so no DDP 2020 joys.

Marcel Berlins, a former lawyer who used to write the legal column for The Guardian and reviewed crime fiction for The Times dead at 77.

Congrats to Bou on a great Cinderella run throughout the tourney, congrats to those who got Squonked, I'd like to thank Google News and my girlfriend writing a thesis leaving me with a lot of spare time at weekends to research. And fuck me, I have the taste of blood ready for DDP 2k20 now.

Widely reported on Twitter that Lol Mason has died. He was frontman of City Boy ("5-7-0-5") and, more importantly, one of the all-time great one-hit wonder acts, The Maisonettes. RIP stage-hypnotist-looking bro.

VG Siddhartha, Indian coffee billionaire, hasn't been seen in 24 hours. He was last located walking alone by a river.

Proto "lo-fi and chilled hip-hop beats to study and relax to" type Ras G dead at 39.

Big if true.