Spade_Cooley

Fucking hell, do they film Benidorm on top of an asbestos landfill?

Kushari vendors in mourning, Eman's dead. Picked in some pools here and there I believe.

With me absent? Not likely.

Probably the most (in)famous European football chairmen of the early 1990s along with Berlusconi and Jesus Gil. Definitely worthy of a DL spot imho.

I'd assume, without calculating it properly, me because my average age of hits is lower?

RIP big man, you were good as Krampus in American Dad,

Delightful naivety from ZZL here in thinking Kylie Jenner is actually pregnant, and won't just be wearing a fat suit for nine months while some poor schmuck carries the baby for her.

Nun tells you to keep a skull on your desk. May help with your deadpool research notes as a paperweight?

Tax-dodging minimum wage paying multinational with drivers who rely solely on satnavs vs Cockney Wanker-esque racists who know the correct route but drive you three miles extra while pushing the meter up. Also all black cab drivers are police informants.

And Birdman

How about this for obscurest death of the year? Former Magic: The Gathering Pro Tour Champion Gadiel Szleifer died in his sleep at the weekend.

Got into a Drummond hole on Facebook, his daughter never updates her profile. This is his sister's profile, but she shares every single missing dog report in a 500mile radius so it's too tough to find any references to Eddy.

So Robert Cohen becomes the oldest lineal boxing champion still alive. Living in South Africa according to this 2012 article, but not much else recent out there.

"My three toughest opponents were Roey Juss, Roey Juss and Roey Juss. I fought Roey Juss so many times I shoulda been a moderator" - Jake LaMotta, 1991.

He's on Twitter. What's the over/under on how long until he deactivates after saying something racist at 2am?