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Christ this thread makes me want to go to Buddies for the first time in about eight years.

Might wanna check the date on that one Creepz.

BBC Radio Shropshire drivetime host Vicki Archer dies suddenly at 41. Was still tweeting 24 hours ago.

Weirdly we were talking about this in the office just now, EVIL celebs who have Walk of Fame stars. I was able to bring Cooley's name up, but didn't follow it up with "and he's also my nom de plume on a message board for discussing how soon Leah Bracknell's going to die".

Mad Hatter just bodied YW there, gotta say. Also, pomme puree is a lot more butter heavy than mashed potato. It's usually piped onto a plate - if you were to try and pipe standard English pie shop mash, you'd burst a blood vessel.

Part of my ongoing quest to mark the death anniversaries of every 20th century character actor: Brion James (Blade Runner, Fifth Element, 48 Hours, literally any movie in the final two decades of the last millennium that needed a corrupt cop, soldier or thug) died today in 1999 aged 54.

Boxing obits can be a bit of a coin toss, especially at this level when you have to rely on boxing columnists mentioning it as it's not going to get a full-blown obit. The death of The Independent as a QO source was a big loss for boxing obits.

Former US health secretary under Reagan and ambassador to Ireland, Margaret Heckler, dead at 87. DDP pick.

Not really "listening to", but goddamn every since I woke up to see Charlotte Rae was dead I've had this stuck in my head:

I did check, DDP hits as of this point last year: 162 DDP hits so far this year: 163 Pretty even. There's been a lot more peaks and troughs this year though, whereas last year was a more constant stiff-stream.

Even better, you can hire the sex offender dwarf to black up as Mr T for your stag party

As far as I can tell, all five dwarfs from the "Is This The Way to Amarillo?" video are still alive. Craig Salisbury - maintains an active webpage where you can hire the "Shortfella" for stag parties Nicky Read - got arrested for masturbating under a jester's hat on a train, then found work as a "Sleazy Santa". Mick Walter - the (ha ha) biggest star of the pack, should definitely get a QO on passing as he's been in everything. Look. Trevor Jones - was touring with the Bangkok Lady Boys last year, although he still has a cock Albert Wilkinson - one of the original Ooompa Loompas, was still doing panto three years ago.

Didn't I write the survivors down in the Peter Kay thread? Edit: no I didn't, I just wrote down the names of the dead ones.

See you met up with Nacho at the weekend, Chaz:

*shares Britain First post on Facebook *dies following year Can't believe the Deep State got him.

Standard pop stars I'd say, it's no different than one of The Tweets dying (goes to check the latest health updates for members of The Tweets).

Back on NXT but there's clearly something up with him, he looks a lot greyer and gaunter.

That might be an administrative error. Technically it counts because the i is available across the country.

Latest No funny comments here other than I truly hate Barry Glendenning and hope he dies soon.

Ray Shuck, 74 years and counting.

Norway's Julia Child/Fanny Craddock (delete-as-applicable) Ingrid Espelid Hovig taken out to rest aged 94.

Photo from his hospital bed, any clues as to what it could be? He better not be out for a long time, his encounter with Buddy Murphy is low-key match-of-the-year so far and I wanted to see him do a program with Drew Gulak.

Looks like drill music is gonna be the next moral panic then. Incognito was apparently the second member of the Moscow17 collective to be murdered in a space of months. There are another 10 left if you want to add them to your longlists.