Spade_Cooley

Dang it, Bobbeh

I'm assuming DDT's hearing something from an Archers' fan forum?

Chavo Guerrero Sr gets to meet up with the majority of his extended family.

Nearly gave him his own thread but it's too early in the morning to put up with Sir Creep saying he'd never heard of him, beloved British scud icon and cunt Ben Dover has bladder cancer.

Raymond Smullyan is dead, this time on a news website, if not a QO.

Newspapers and the kind of unique obits they specialise in: Telegraph: Any good ol' fashioned British military spunk, some dude who fought off the entire Luftwaffe armed with only a pen knife and a picture of King George Mail: American sportsmen, American politicians, Australian sportsmen, Australian politicians, old people who didn't achieve anything in their life Mirror: Spiritual home of cancer mums Times: Authors/artists who were of note during the 1950s but haven't been heard of in the past 60 years Guardian: "Influential" musicians who didn't have mainstream chart success Express: Sometimes pulls some real wild cards in the names it obits The Sun: Anyone who worked in the WWF/WWE post-1990

Dunlap QO: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-4209428/Oldest-American-Adele-Dunlap-dies-age-114.html

Yeah, that looks like a List of the Lost-er unless there's a big to-do about healthcare in the prison service later this year and his name gets dragged back up. On a similar note, Facebook posts seem to suggest Lisa Magill probably won't make it another week.

Sophie Anderton, who I had to double-check to see if she was still alive.

If I'd have seen the weird quasi-Anna Wintour get up she was sporting in her last public appearances, I'd have been tempted to punt for her.

People being too young to have heard of TPT is the moment I officially feel too fucking old.

Colombian society maybe.

Tara Palmer Tomkinson dead on the wires

Raymond Scott, electronic music pioneer, died today in 1994. While he's probably best known for the numerous times his compositions turn up on cartoons (from Looney Tunes to Ren and Stimpy), he really is one of the true undiscovered musicians who was worth rediscovering. Raymond Scott - Lightworks

Alan Simpson dead.

If Sumner gets an obit while Mohammed Al-Khilaiwi didn't.... I'm not saying racism, but racism.

WashPo give the news QO: https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/irwin-corey-comic-who-styled-himself-the-worlds-foremost-authority-dies-at-102/2017/02/07/b39560ae-ed36-11e6-b4ff-ac2cf509efe5_story.html

Doug Henning performed his final disappearing act today in 2000.

Brace Belden

Gertcha self down to a clinic for a check-up.

Ivan Koloff has liver cancer, would be stunned if he makes the starting line for 2018.

Ah but as Gianni Brera once said, the perfect game of football would end 0-0.

Worth noting that if 2003 World Scrabble Champion Panupol Sujjayakorn dies at any time in the next ten years he'll qualify for this thread.

Spent about 45 minutes this morning hovering over whether to transfer Ibra out for Lukaku in fantasy football. Didn't.