Spade_Cooley

It's the question that has to be asked...

I was 15 when I made my first dead pool list as well, so it shouldn't take more than 13 years for you to become any good at it.

Roy Jones Jr as a pick makes a lot more sense after reading this article.

Luol Deng, who is the seventh-richest British athlete, could walk down 99.99999% of British streets and nobody would have the slightest fucking clue who he is because he plays a US sport. Basketball is roughly on the level of newsworthiness in the UK as netball or table tennis.

Sinaloa cartel by stoppage in three rounds.

Not the kind of open top ride he would have wanted to take (nsfw obv)

There's a picture of his corpse out there on the ol' www for those of you who miss Ogrish.

Arnold Peralta: left Rangers over the summer, found dead with repeated gunshot wounds in an Honduras shopping mall car park in December. He was the people.

#1 is Dave "Devilfish" Ulliott

#2 is Lil Chris

While my main advice to those looking to join the likes of myself and DDT in the hall of fame would be to take risks, it is worth noticing how this year's top 10 could contain a grand total of one unique hit. Then again, if I'd trusted my instincts that Dr Beverly Hall would get a Reuters obituary (she even got a Guardian one in the end) I'd be on for a three-peat this year, so just ignore me.

Not surprised at the revelation Zorders' edgy message board persona is the result of him being beaten up by the athletic kids at school tbh

We have an Only Fools thread, but as the cast skewed pretty young (excluding Uncle Albert and Grandpa, obviously) any deaths will be of the heart attack/cancer variety. David Jason does look like shit these days though.

For those of you who were umming and ahhhing over "will Keith Urban's dad get a DDP-qualifying obituary in 2016?" the answer is no. He got one in 2015 instead.

Main victims of the new rules would be, I'd assume, mayors/councilmen for minor British cities, directors/chairmen/backroom staff for non-Premier League football teams and US political figures not important enough to get the Reuters nod.

Nobody on the DL forums does such edgy posting as Dr Zorders. He says what he wants and doesn't care who he offends. Celebrate his oh-so-outrageous quips and bon mots in this thread by C+Ping.

Another DQSP 2016 guarantee, former Daily Express news editor Kingsley Squire, fails to make it to the start line. Dead at 78.

My assumption is that "masking" means that the picks will be listed like "L@uren H!ll" and "L!s@ Lyn(h", correct?

Bump

Dunno why you edited your post 3T

Let's bring this thread into the modern era with a little bit of dancehall. 23-year-old 'singjay' J Capri dead from injuries she sustained in a car crash two weeks ago.

Was unaware there has never been a Jewish hooker until today. Themoreyoulearn.gif.exe

Strange how Collymore is suddenly against violent acts of retribution against civilians for things that happened in Paris.