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God I fucking hated Bread.

Cross college football Hall of Fame coach Roy Kidd off your 2024 longlists.

Benedetto Capizzi, who was floated as a possible new capo di capi of the Sicilian Mafia in the mid-2000s following the arrest of Bernardo Provenzano (a position that de facto eventually went to the current ailing Matteo Messina Denaro), dead at 79. He'd been imprisoned since 2010 for, among other things, his role in the kidnapping, murder and disintegration in acid of 12-year-old Giuseppe Di Matteo, son of a mob informant.

Sophie Anderson's ex-boyfriend claiming that she's dead at the funeral is on Thursday. However, he's also posting lots of cock pics and offering 50% off his OnlyFans account for the next few days, so put this one down as a "possible" rather than a "probable".

The Boss is a notorious health freak iirc, lots of juices and gym sessions and for anyone in their 70s to be able to put on a four-hour show is a rare thing. Plus he'll have access to Barack Hussein Obama's adenochrome. On the other hand, knowing my luck, he'll keel over the day before I finally get tickets to see him.

Long-time Vegas fixture Geechy Guy dead at 59. I swear I've heard his name used by another comic as a kind of short-hand for a hack one-liner comedian, but I can't remember who. Maybe Norm?

Today in Hardest Geezer: car breaks down, gets towed, tow-truck totals car, unable to move for two weeks.

Joe Fagin no longer livin' alright.

Yeah, we get the US Gameshow Network on our IPTV package and it's weird seeing quiz shows hosted by the fat one from N'Sync and beloved character actor John Michael Higgins.

He got a New York Times breaking email, which tends to be for less than 20 deaths a year.

So of the eight people from season 6 of reality show The Surreal Life, only three remain - CC Deville, Maven Huffman and Andrea Lowell. Harwell joins Sherman Helmsley, Florence Henderson, Alexis Arquette and Tawny Kitaen in that great spin-off show in the sky.

2,500 hours in ProTools.

iirc he also wrote a roman a clef novel based around the rumour that Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were lovers and Dean's return to heterosexuality was what caused them to fall out.

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder.

No horse in this fight, but "why are you so angry over being incorrect about the polish home army?" has made me laugh irl more than any other post in DL history.

Full respect to Ms Green's family for turning her funeral home obituary into a marketing opportunity complete with links. Although I question IMDB saying she appeared in a bondage porn film at the age of 51.

You "kenny" argue with that one!!!!!!!!

Twitter currently claiming that folk demon/gym afficionado Purple Aki has been found dead in his flat.

He's like the Henry Darger of deadpooling.

Paul Staehle, who appeared on 90 Day Fiance back in 2019, has been report missing by his ex-wife from the show. However, she did the same thing last year and he turned up fine a few days later, so maybe chalk this off to a messy relationship.

Let's check in on what he's up to:

Damn, wrong Dire Straitee.

Mad how he has time to run across Africa and sing that "Rich Men North of Richmond" song.

Sister Jean takes the ceremonial first pitch at a Brewers-Cubs game aged 104