Spade_Cooley

Can one of the forum's "nice guys" step in here and say "hey, everyone, take a few deep breaths and calm down". I'd do it but I don't want to blow my hardman rep.

Another big win for #teamjennifer.

Dr Joyce Brothers, pioneer of TV-friendly psychiatry but solely famous this side of the Atlantic for her appearance in Police Squad!, dead at 85.

Reg Twigg, the last surviving POW to have worked on the Bridge Over the River Kwai, has taken the death railway aged 99.

Obituary here at 2 minutes 18 seconds in.

Today's "Does This County As A Source?" question: the Daily Sport?

Dead. Didn't realise he was the guy who did the club mix of Cher's "Believe" that we all enjoyed so much at the turn of the millennium.

British boxing scene publicist/writer/general all-round busybody, Andrew Millwall, has died at the age of 53. He's a unique pick for me in the DDP so I'm just gonna sit here and hope Steve Bunce mentions him in his Independent column.

Ho ho!

The Sky "Journalists" page is gonna keep cropping up for obit-seekers, huh?

A brief visit among the Queen's Own Twitter shows that Sandy Jardine was too ill to make both Rangers' Division 3 trophy award and the end-of-season dinner. Looks like there could be some surrender coming up soon.

For the uninitiated, Andreotti was nicknamed "Lavazza" due to the mysterious habit of people who stood against the Italian state to die after drinking poisoned coffee. Other light-hearted nicknames included "Beelzebub", "The Prince of Darkness" and "The Hunchback". Mourn ya 'til I join ya, Giulio.

Lavazza has gone off the boil. Pretty sure I'm the only guinea on the board, but for me this is bigger than Thatcher. Andreotti is Italy, for better or worse (well, worse).

Also, surprised people haven't heard of the event in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CYNj7noic"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CYNj7noic

I'm arguing, because I'd never seen that photo before, and had never heard of this incident. When you say "most famous corpse", do you mean where there's been a photo of said corpse in the public domain? Either way, I'd say JFK is way more famous. Well, Miller is famous for being a corpse and nothing else. Because otherwise there's photos of dead Elvis, dead Tupac, dead every single assassination victim in the public domain as well. What are the other famous corpses? That Iraqi soldier who got burnt out in Gulf War One? The dead soldier they planted the fake D-Day landing documents on in WWII?

Jeffrey Miller, arguably the most famous corpse of the 20th century, died today in 1970 aged 20. The woman standing over his body, Mary Ann Vecchio, currently works as a respiratory therapist in Florida.

No, they did the theme tune to "Arthur".

Pran will not be collecting his Dadasaheb Phalke award in person as his current health condition doesn't allow him to travel.

Dead at 49 from liver failure. Hell Awaits.

imgur.com is the fastest way to upload an image

Stuart Hall admits to molesting 17 girls, some as young as 9, and will be sentenced on June 17th. I think it's safe to say he'll die in prison.

Bynes definitely hunting for some of that Brittany Murphy action.

Didn't see that one coming, for his wake will he have his suit on backwards? Neither did I. A sad one indeed. Wickity whack if you ask me. The "inside out is wiggity wiggity wiggity wack" is a diss on another child group of the early 90s, Another Bad Creation, who for obvious reasons weren't allowed to be called ABC when releasing records in the UK.

Weezy F Baby, and the F is for "pharmaceutically dependant". I think it's safe to say he'll be swigging sizzurp with DJ Screw and Pimp C before too long.