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Asha Bhosle, Brenda Lee. You've gotta have a system.

I can't remember which thread was for lists of people mentioned in songs, so I'll shoehorn this in here: weird how nobody namechecked in "Brimful of Asha" has died since the song's release in 1997: Asha Bhosle: born 1933 Mohammed Rafi: died 1980 Lata Mangeshkar: born 1929 Jacques Dutronc: born 1943 Marc Bolan: died 1977 Govind Arun Ahuja ("the Chichi music"): Born 1963

The kids all know Santana these days though:

90 Day Fiance's Andrew Kenton (the weirdo who forced his French bride-to-be to try and come to the US via Mexico, resulting in her being detained by Mexican police while he ate a hamburger in a five-star hotel) has a "malfunctioning heart chamber" and is hospitalised.

Wonder if it might be because he's been told to come off the roids after his heart attack, and as such he now looks like someone trying to fill in a sausage on the Generation Game?

A massive bell-end by all accounts, accurately described elsewhere online as "the man who inspiringly redistributed money from white middle class kids to himself".

Apetor, a Norwegian YouTuber who achieved fame for regularly walking on thin ice died... well, just have a guess. He'd previously "beaten" cancer and tempted fate on a massive level by posting a video with this title a few days ago:

Tony Ayres, journeyman pro who had a Cinderella run to the semis of the 2010 UK Open, dead at 57.

Japanese TV is to broadcast a documentary detailing Antonio Inoki's hospitalisation called Burning Fighting Spirit Last Stand-Message from Antonio Inoki's Bed.

Flagged up by me in the "Possibilities for 2019" thread.

Barry Humphries screams "perennial DL pick until he dies" as soon as he hits 90.

Was just going over the 2022 longlist, and one name to cross off was former Newcastle United vice president Malcolm Dix, who died earlier this month.

Adam Buxton used to do a great Mick Rock impression on him and Joe Cornish's old XFM show. "I remember back in the 60s.... the Rolling Stones. Their lead singer was Mick Jagger. Yeah...."

Reminder that his shoot government name was "Adolph".

Worth noting how many gaps there were in the Tory backbenches for PMQs. If they lose the Old Bexley and Sidcup by-election he's gone right?

Worth pointing out that since Triple H's "cardiac event" in the first week of September, there's been just one photo of him and no other news. I'm not saying pick him in 2022, but....

Is definitely more at-risk for catching a chill through not wearing shoes.

>Shadman arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, the story makes The Sun.

Stunned, he always looked such a healthy lad on TV:

Glasgow DJ Leigh Gallagher last seen leaving a Berlin nightclub with an arm injury on Sunday, no sign of him since.

Absolutely amazing play from Doyle here, insane that an 88-year-old can work that well.

Just like Gerald did in etc etc etc

Of the mid-2000s Disney pack, Gomez and Cyrus are now Serious Actors And Musicians, Hudgens seems to have her shit in gear, it's just Lovato that's still flying the flag for batshit insane destructive teen icons.

Great news, Demi has released their first official sex toy, the Demiwand. I do wonder where it is meant to be in this photo though as it's not in the box...