Charlotte's Controller

At the end of this pantomime it will almost be Christmas and time for more seasonal entertainment. Truss in boots (Boris as the Mayor of London) Suella and the ugly sisters (Boris,Smog and Fabricant in drag) with Tom as the Prince, (he’s been in the army you know). Rishi, Nadim and Kemi in Aladdin. Nadine overseeing production as Culture Secretary, with scenery, costumes and furnishings by Carrie. Coverage on the government channel C4. Funding by donors, profits for distribution via the Caymen Islands. Given the level of production there is no room for Pennys.

William Wrag will be down the pub no doubt talking to constituents, I am concerned over Companies House laxness, the Covid loan frauds and poor enforcement of regulation that should be there to protect national assets.

The Truss Smog Dorris combination is the ultimate Peter Principle group from the last cabinet. Boris has been installing losers for a payout in recent days. Rishi did most for us in the pandemic, funding etc. Fraudsters need to be taken care of and this has to be a short term objective. I will be in contact with my MP , one of the good ones. I voted Rishi.

Listening to people who had voted for Brexit on the TV the other day and evaluating the quality of population and politicians I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that as a country we are ***ked.

Thinking of setting up a twitter hashtag, #candidateisacurruptliar once I have received the twitter data I will be able to make an informed opinion.

I suggest the Tories find a Boris replacement who likes the current no. 10 decor. Potentially expensive on a time basis.

I see the rise of the Monster Raving Looney Party. More mentally astute than the current lot and with a less radical, believable and sensible leader.

Encouraged by the sound quality so far at Glastonbury the only poor bit so far was Noel Gallagher who was shite, not as good as Liam on current form. Haim were excellent,

Things are bad, Boris has combed his hair today.

I think Boris should be given a fresh start post Partygate and should be judged on his promises, truth, and follow through. I think he has probably followed through a couple of times already, given the state of affairs. Although a student of classics he has the qualities of someone who has studied PPE, pots pans excrement, the shit does not stick.

I am coming to the conclusion now that the current Cabinet is the perfect example of The Peter Principle.

In other news, Lee Mack is being proposed as the new host of tipping point.

I think the sound set up was not that good, lacked depth and clarity in general. I looked at the providers of the sound and they were talking more about the picture projections than the sound. Glastonbury should be a lot better. I compared the quality to the Apple Music spatial audio version of I’m Coming Out and the difference was noticeable.

Texas has a proud history of protecting rights of unborn children so that they can be used as target practice once they reach elementary age. 15 dead including the shooter in the most recent incident.

Putin, because as in the words of Brucie, “He’s my favourite”. I also like the tagline. VLAD the Impaled.

At this stage I consider Putin to be a weak man, his country does not have a strong motivated infrastructure, his troops are out of control and lacking capability and support. Rumours are around that he is ill from some form of blood cancer. This year or next a victim of one of the Cs, cancer or coup.

Of it’s type it is ok, short so a day’s binge watch.

Just started to watch The Pentaverate on Netflix, a Mike Myers vehicle that looks as though it might be quite amusing.

As Neil Young said, a man needs a maid.

Reminds me of a Miley Cyrus video from a different era, perhaps the inspiration.

It does, the original poll was 10 million, or a fan of Priti Patel?

The WHO Covid report is now out. The count estimated at almost 15 million. Based on excess deaths and analysis, the biggest deviation from officially stated figures belongs to India. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-61327778 On a brighter note the ten million mark has now been passed so Paul Bearer can now claim victory in the original poll.

Parish resignation a precursor to being offered a position in the House of Lords, for services to?

Safer statistically with vaccine than without.

As Mrs Controller said to me last week, that Derek Draper has probably had it worst, Kate Garraway has really suffered. My reply was that one hundred or so thousand would beg to differ. When I was young and the MMR jab had not been properly run out you went to catch these young to protect yourself in later life. Unfortunately with Covid it takes out a proportion of some of the softer targets. The non mask wearing, I’ve had it once brigade, do not want the vaccine and have no consideration for the more vulnerable, this is where the rate of American deaths escaped from that of the UK. I note that India are trying to suppress a WHO report into the level of global deaths (NYT) putting the total number of unrecorded Covid deaths at higher levels but not stating the actual numbers by country as yet.