Phil R

Bloody hero this man, along with Brian Close. While whingeing Boycott was in self-imposed exile ( a lot of very good fast bowlers around at the time!), these men stood up to rocket-paced Michael Holding at his fastest and didn't flinch. Hope the guy with the scythe takes boring Boycs and gives Edders a bit longer.

Aye goo on and dee yer depraved scortish cunt. If only Albert Pierrepoint was still alive. Or I would take him to the scaffold myself, hood him, noose him and pull the lever. Of course it would have to be a long rope and a deep drop, so as to pull his wee head off.

Or maybe the Duke of York. Like Oscar Wilde, he too had 10,000 men! Not sure about the Duke of York (Andrew) having 10,000 men, but can't vouch for the Earl of Wessex............ According to Bob Monkhouse, Edward was in the Royal Hussars. The only problem is nobody can remember Hussars he was in!