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Hitler in the original was Dick Shawn who died aged 63 in the middle of a comedy set. Ala Tommy Cooper, audience thought it part of the act at first.

^ See, and here's some Glasgow philosophy, I think this is beneficial on account of how big a cunt Morrissey is. Like, you can't forget how cuntish he is, to the point when even now the brain goes "I'm trying to tell you that you're a cunt, but everyone knows no one can be as big a cunt as Morrissey" and so knowing Morrissey exists in the world is like a big placebo or what not.

Given he (the younger Brian Cox) is 50 now... *pencils in charon for 2019 DDP*

He's got diabetes and a sugar addiction, so likely to drop dead with no warning, yeah. I quite like Silent Scream, the Hammer where Cox is an ex-con who gets a job at a pet shop run by Peter Cushing.

Love it when folk notice I exist...

I've asked that voter for clarification.

Adds "passed" and "croaked" to list of words to use more often. Although, jokes aside, the former sounds aesthetically wrong without an adjoined "away" or other suitable adverb.

Marengo is who was voted for. Assuming, given voter, musician of some sort.

Nice try Drol, but it didn't work.

Elon Musk for some reason strikes me as a future John de Pont in waiting.

Alan Bennett was on Marr earlier. Pictured. Sounded... old, tbh, but rather more rattly old than he did promoting stuff a year ago.

Right, the Euros had their own thread, the 2010 World Cup had one, and I'm pretty sure I remembering posting in the 2014 one, but I can't find it just now. So, 2 days till the latest World Cup. Will Germany become first team to win 2 on the bounce since Pele's Brazil in 62? Will the English find an even funnier way to exit than losing to Iceland? Panama like this possibility. Will Putin rig the entire thing? Which Deathlist pick will inconveniently die during a group stage match, like Casey Kasem back in 2014? All this and more to be answered in the next month or so. I'm backing Scotland Italy Chile oh fuck it, let's go Uruguay. Have at it, or not.

Cat's simulator has a fate worse than death for some of us. Like me, I'd eventually have to move...to East Kilbride!

I knew there was something like that out there. Should have no bothered looking and just tagged @Cat O'Falk

Glasgow's on quite high ground, we'd be OK even under those doomsday global warming maps. Liverpool and London would be fucked though, probably. In fact looking up a bollocks map on Google for LOLs, Scotland would lose the Tory Ayr shires and chunks of Fife. What a loss...

France 1-0 Croatia

Crowdsourced isn't a deadpool, per say. No winner etc...

There's this, which I've just tried to do a quick update on. It's pinned at the top of this (Deadpools) section.

FFS We've only just buried Lambie. Rotten year. Someone get Bertie Auld to his GP for a check up ASAP.

Via a local rag::

Notes for Sean: they ain't going to be tipped for the 2019 DL if you keep them to yourself.

37 when she died (which makes more sense than 27, given Fenric's 1989, maths fail!). Judith Byfield, the air hostess in Time-Flight, also died aged 37, but that was of cancer iirc.

Drol mentioned her death in another thread, but all I can find is a single solitary tweet, citing a non-existent tweet. Any evidence she has pegged it? Shame if so, one of those dependable familiar faces from TV's past:

I'm afraid not. The baby that stood in for child Sgt Benton in The Time Monster when he regresses died a few weeks after filming according to the DVD commentary. (Can't mind anyone else that young, though Simon Gipps-Kent, Dursley McLinden and her off Curse of Fenric all died in their 20s.) Also the Princess in Delta and the Bannerman was believed to be a case of this, but then showed up alive again few years back. Dr Who fans are very keen to bump off actors prematurely see Kevin Stoney, Andre Maranne and many others.

Norton's Anthology is a double edition massive collection of English literature so heavy to carry, that, if aimed correctly, it can wind a drunk wielding a broken bottle so significantly that you can sod off down the street before they get back up. Or so I hear.