HEADSTONE

Shocked to see how Keith Floyd the tv cook has gone downhill....just seen him being interviewed on SKY T.V. normally witty and quick as a flash he was hessitant and confused.... (no it wasn't the wine) ..... hope i'm wrong but 2006 may be calling

I see that Tony (i left my heart) Bennet is still hanging around in San Francisco.. the rest of his gang have long gone to the choir above the clouds... it can't be too long before he's doing a duet with his ol' mate Perry Como. Talking of crooners ...whats the odds on Andy Williams joining in? next year of course ,as hes doing a tour in 2005..

I think the lights are getting dimmer for dear ol' uncle Ted just like they did for the people of Britain in the 70's when power cuts became a way of "LIFE"