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When he says manageable, did he mean manageable in the longterm or manageable in Switzerland?

The US is now saying that Megrahi isn't even dying. So thats a bit of a bugger for us.

Arthur Penn has died aged 88 years. Edit: I see this has already been reported. Apologies.

Chloe 'Mafia' from the X-Factor. Given the amount of negative press attention she has had, it wouldn't surprise me if she killed herself in the next 6 months. She was a mess before the press got their claws in - I think she'll get worse now that she has something to play to.

If you will excuse this third post in a row... The only 'Bible John' witness, Jean McLachlan, has died aged 74. She died 2 weeks ago.

I feel sorry for the poor bitch. She dies, but newspaper editors use it as an opportunity to plaster their publications with pictures of Saint Diana of the Paris Tunnel.

Terry Newton, a former British rugby league star, has hanged himself aged 31.

Have you no ambition at all, to improve yourself? Not really.

The date for DL Con IV will be: Sat. 20th November 2010 So far only one person has a problem with this date, very sorry Godot, I hope it won't be more. Thanks RA for setting the date, it's unlikely I will attend, health issues may rule me out but I hope those that do attend have a great day. For those that are attending for the first time - it's great fun and for those of you attending for the 2nd, 3rd or 4th time, enjoy your day and raise a glass for me, I'll be toasting you back here in the backwater that is the Scottish Borders . As is expected, I won't be attending either. I'm lazy and can't be arsed going all the way down to Londontown. (I'm also a tee-total, socially retarded, unemployed, penny-pinching moaner).

I was born in 1987. So none.

I assume this means that she thinks to knock one off while thinking of someone other than your wife/partner/lover is to commit adultery. It means she is an out of touch, bible waving, nut job.

Makes you wonder...exactly how would you stumble across this remedy?

You're fooling no-one, as it is perfectly obvious that no boy that is a member of DL has a girlfriend You won't be saying that when I become your step-dad.

I may have to print this off and frame it. I wrote one for you too. NAP's effort is obviously top shite in the Windsor category, but here it is : The sun rose blazing purple and the sky was minty green Windsor got a letter from her Majesty the Queen. Tripping over hedgehogs, He ran out in the rain The buses were all broken So he had to take the train. When he got to London A happy crowd was there Crying out his name And trying to touch his hair. As pigs flew in the clouds above And townsfolk cheered and cried, The palace doors did open And Windsor went inside. Hear the trumpets blaring! See the banners roll. For Windsor’s been inducted to The Order of the Troll. Ah excellent. I'm not framing NAPs one anymore. I'm going to start collecting them to make a book of poems.

I bet the Pope is devestated that he didn't make the list. The Queen is somewhere on the list - down in the hundreds.

I may have to print this off and frame it.

Bite ma shite.

And so we were made aware of the scandal, More details to come from the Lady Grendel? Or was the tell tell the one from Amsterdam? Who lifted the lid on such a despicable sham! I for one am left without much of a clue, To whom am I talking? Yvonne or Sue? Whats going on you really must tell, Or if not you can all go to hell! Read these lines of my terrible rhyme, I must say sorry again for wasting your time. So let me know what the hell is this tale, PM me soon or else this poem will be a fail.

He is pretty good though...but then I am easily pleased. The highlight of the Pope's trip for me so far has been seeing Gordon Brown and Tony Blair sitting next to each other in Westminster Hall. Luckily for Blair, Brown has "zero emotional intelligence"...

It is indeed a scary thought. Given that Obama's ratings in the polls have not been that great, there is a real possibility that a Republican may win the next election. The hype of Obama is now gone and he will have to fight the next election as a 'mere mortal' with a record to account for. I did read speculative press reports about a month or so ago that suggested that Obama may not even bother contesting the Democrat nomination for the presidency at the next election - so that would surely open things up for Clinton? If Palin did manage to win the Republican nomination on the back of the 'Tea Party' movement, it would more or less award victory to the Democrats. By choosing a candidate so far to the right, middleground voters are more likely to stick with the centrist democrats (if you perceive them to be so). So if the Republicans want to be out of power for 4 more years, they should elect Palin as their candidate. Elect someone of the moderate right (given that we are speaking about Palin, I use the term 'moderate' lightly), and they have the chance of succeeding. Having said all that - I do have a bad record on political predictions...

Link Toupee or comb over?

Congratulations... LFN willbe heartbroken...unless he is the lucky chap?

I think there is a greater threat from the Orange Order...

Happy Birthday, LB.

How did I get on last season? I must admit I neglected my team which I apologise for. I was juggling crises in the early part of the year, so we will put it down to that...