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Is God on his side like?

Yes, it's a real shame as Portugal used to be one of my default teams to support, being England's oldest ally, 600 years+ Now I would like Holland to win it, but I think it will be Argentina. Argentina can't win. I don't like Maradona either.

That is annoying when that happens. I was a wee bit late catching my bus at Aberdeen bus station a couple years back. The bus had pulled out of its 'point of embarkment', and was queueing behind two other buses to get out of the station. I signalled to the driver to let me on, but he refused to open the doors. This left me standing like a pleb with a bus full of people watching. Bastard. Revenge came quite soon after that. I wrote a complaint about the bus company (on another matter) and sent it to the Fraserburgh Herald. It made the front page.

Whats black and fills out a job seeker's allowance form? A pen.

There is a new bus timetable out. All the buses leave 10 minutes earlier so I thought 'great', that will get me into uni a bit earlier. I was wrong. The bus leave 10 minutes earlier so it can sit and wait for passengers at Memsie. We have to sit and wait for five minutes. Now - I appreciate that you might think this isn't really that bad. Let me explain. You pass through Memsie about 3 minutes after you leave Fraserburgh. I say pass through it...the place consists of two streets crossing through each other. In the time that MY bus is sitting there waiting for passengers (of which there are never any) you could walk the length and bredth of the shitty excuse for a village! If they want to catch the bus, they can come out of their houses and wait at the bus stop like everyone else. If they miss it, tough titty. Sometimes I think Brian Souter and his SNP band sit in their board rooms thinking, "Now. How can we piss off people today?". Bunch of tossers. This is my 5000th post. I hope its complainy enough.

Most of the time it is. But I am concerned about the power of the ladies forum. What if its members unleash hell? We'll probably never notice. regards, Hein Indeed, it's had less than 20 posts all year, hardly a hotbed of intrigue and gossip. Maybe it needs some new members...such as Winnie the Troll, Lady Fellatio Nelson and Margaret Hein?

I bet Nadal sends Murray home from the Tennis... I don't know anything about football, but I was glad to see Portugal lose last night. I don't like that cocky little shit Ronaldo.

Does that mean we have to be nice to you? Has it ever meant that before? That all depends on how well Six is integrated in the alliance systems. Alliances? I thought it was every man, woman and squid for themselves with some various pedant keeping score. Most of the time it is. But I am concerned about the power of the ladies forum. What if its members unleash hell?

Does that mean we have to be nice to you? Has it ever meant that before? That all depends on how well Six is integrated in the alliance systems.

Senator Robert Byrd has died aged 92. Will anyone in Congress notice the difference? regards, Hein Don't be rude. I'm sure that they will notice the difference. The chamber won't smell like piss any more for starters...

The source is wrong on two counts, according to everything else I can find he was 76. And he was not the last as Frank Mazzola and Jack Grinnage are still living, as are Chuck Hicks, Louise Lane and Jimmy Baird who all had minor roles in the film. Clearly the people at Variety haven't been doing their homework! 1) Given that he was only 2 days shy of his 76th Birthday, I think it can be excused. 2) I don't think that 'minor roles' really count as cast members. 3) You're clearly a wee arsehole.

Does that mean we have to be nice to you?

Senator Robert Byrd has died aged 92.

I daresay that Fabio Capello will be forced to resign now? The players always find a way to blame their managers.

Actually - it doesn't really matter any more...

I really hope England win now. If they lose, we will never hear the end of this unrecognised goal.

Wishing you a deathly Antichristmas. I hope you all get aids. (Especially Banshees) Or something.

Already reported 10 hours ago here I take it that HCW is down on the rota for 'post police' duties this week?

Thats me upto date again - so expect another couple to die before the 1st July start date...

Kevin Rudd, formally Prime Minister of Australia, is probably quite depressed at the minute. In the last 6 months he has gone from being Australia's most popular Prime Minister to being beat by a girl. A bit like Gordon Brown, except he was beat by a fanny.

Serves them right for denying Al Gore the Presidency.

England 2, Germany 1.

Tomorrow's budget. At least now I have an excuse for being unemployed.

One flaw in that. Nobody gave a shit about Lockerbie before the bombing. Surely the CIA would have done a better job of it, and had the plane blow up over Edinburgh or Liverpool or Maryport...

He has died. Now I have to find my second sub for this deadpool...