Windsor

CJ Wilson. Only child or four siblings? Only child...oh wait, did I answer that myself? Sorry. Pratchett or Gaiman? Gaiman becuase he's cuter. Camilla or Diana? Camilla. Because she isn't Diana. David Miliband or Ed Miliband?

As I walk the dof every night, I pass a petrol station and look at the numbers on the board. Recently they have shot up quite quickly over a small period of time. As a sign of how sad I actually am, this got me thinking - how does this compare to other parts of the UK? Then I thought, what better sample than the members of deathlist (yes I am aware that many of the members live outside the UK (they can join in as well to point out how much we are being ripped off)). Anyway here is the Fraserburgh price: 1 litre diesel: 130.9 1 litre unleaded: 116.9 How does this compare to your area? Exciting or what?

Ah well. Thats one less vote for UKIP in the Buckingham Constituency (his). Although one of my friends (who actually supports UKIP) believes that this accident may increase their vote. (Keep in mind this is the Speaker's seat, and no other major party is standing).

I've just been to vote at my usual polling station, being welcomed by the same sight. First, as you go to the enterance gate you find that Councillor Brian Topping has parked his 'SNP wagon' (clarted in posters) right in front of the entrance. I was quite surprised as I approached the door of the polling station when he wasn't there. Then I went inside to find that he was inside the polling station, standing right beside the door to the actual hall where people vote. w***er.

Which constituency do you live in?

Obit from the Telegraph.

I don't have any alter-ego accounts...

Thats pretty sad. Could they not have found a better photo?

One hell of a tapeworm...

Well, if you live by the sword...etc etc

Claims Direct...

I have trouble with Facebook. The trouble being twats from my past wanting to befriend me and don't take any notice when I hit the 'ignore' button. If I'd wanted to keep in touch with you, I would have, you sad bastards. Now fuck off. Maybe you should reconsider your membership on a social networking website.

Tragic news. It should have been Coleen...then it should have worked its way throgh the rest of the presenters of loose women.

A Nazi and a Paedophile? Must have been a popular guy...

Is anybody else having trouble with Facebook or is it just me?

That story is dated 20/4/2009. Is he still ill? And there was me thinking that my DDP might escape being an absolute disaster.

Richard M. Nixon died on this day in 1994.

Don't worry. I generalise with all religious nutters. Not just the Halibuts.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of South Park, have upset the Halibuts again.

Do you suppose Dave gave him a hug afterwards?

Clegg-mania. There is no need for it. Kerry Katona has been on TV - why don't we just make her the bloody Prime Minister...

I for one am outraged. Whose idea was it to put someone with a life in charge of the DDP?