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Just like Stephen Hawkings then.

Yolanda King, eldest child of Martin Luther and Coretta Scott King, has died aged 51.

Also - Happy Birthday to Notapotato and all that other folk on the front page.

Congratulations to Lady G on becoming a moderator! Another Scot on the Board of Control.

Get to know your new flatmate.

Now they are not entirely sure if he was murdered or not.

People who don't know things they probably should. When at work today I met someone who didn't know who Gordon Brown is. Wouldn't be so bad but it wasn't even a resident. The same person is going to sit an exam on German History (1815-1939) this week and still doesn't understand who Bismarck is or what role he played in the unification of Germany. In one of my now common SNP rants, I found myself explaining how MPs serve in London and MSPs serve in Edinburgh. This was in relation to Alex Salmond, currently my MP (Banff and Buchan) and MSP for the Gordon Constituency (and First Minister of Scotland as from Wednesday). I have already drafted my letter calling for him to step down as my MP. Yes - I know I'm sad. The best one yet came from a typical blonde. She thought that Alex Salmond was Prime Minister of Britain because he won the Scottish election. She thought that's why Tony Blair was leaving office. And they still wonder how the Scots population managed to spoil 142,000 ballot papers...

I am thinking maybe you ask about Maddy, the girl who is in portugal kidnapping? Maybe this websiote is not so funny now to me, you people can make joke about little girl being kidnapping? maryportfuncity, you can get a banned for this sh*t, I hope!!! Let me step in to defend maryportfuncity: f**k off. Tie a ribbon to a railing or something. I am new to this forum, so maybe I don't want to make no war with anybody, but you are sounding like a sick f**k to me, in defende this f*****g guy. I don't mind if he is having 4 thousand posts, this little girl is not to be able to make jokes about or fun, ok? You can have free speaking if you are legal right, ok, but this is not legal subject, it is about being a good person or not. Have you ever lost a person of your family? I hope you don't never know what bad this feels like! TFWM How does being realistic constitute to being a sicko? Her dad is all smiles saying she'll be fine. More likely she is dead or being abused (perhaps both). No point in getting our hopes up. It will just be another Soham. People don't abduct kids to take them to Disneyland for a fortnight! Humour is his way of approaching it. Like I said before - all this could have been avoided is the kid had not been left unsupervised in the first place. She was. She has been abducted. Not so nice things have probably happened to her. Life goes on for the rest of us.

I got a warning for looking at porn. Wouldn't be so bad but I didn't even get to see the porn. I'm on dial up, I closed the link before it fully opened.

I am thinking maybe you ask about Maddy, the girl who is in portugal kidnapping? Maybe this websiote is not so funny now to me, you people can make joke about little girl being kidnapping? maryportfuncity, you can get a banned for this sh*t, I hope!!! Let me step in to defend maryportfuncity: f**k off. Tie a ribbon to a railing or something.

So tell me - how has he resisted this Unionist ploy of brainwashing?

This ones hard to title: People who come up with shitty excuses when they cannot come up with a decent argument. I have recently found myself in debate on the issue of the Scottish Highland's after 1745. Now, I know this is a dividing issue but bear with me. I was discussing the Scottish Election results on another website (not unlike myspace) and my anti-nationalist comments took the attention of some nationalists. Anyway, given the victim mentality of some Scots regarding their treatment at the hands of those bloody English Imperialists, the issue somehow got to the aftermath of Culloden. Anyway, the nationalists went with the argument of the English tried to wipeout the highlanders. No reason was given - just because they could. In fact they wanted to extinguish the 'Highland Race'. My argument was that the British forces went up to deal with the fleeing Jacobites to put an end to the culture of rebellion. (The arguments were more detailed than that but I won't bore you further). So we are arguing on and on and on. He could not argue my point down and so reached the following conclusion. He was right because I have fallen for propoganda from London, and I'm the victim of English authors re-writing history. That annoys me. The thing that annoys me about this is thatit suggests that they are the intellegent ones because somehow they have resisted this form of brainwashing where the rest of us have fallen under the spell. How can you argue out of that?

Well you know - his carer probably found it difficult to do two things at once...

I was thinking of putting her in Room 101 (no I don't have her). To be honest I'm getting fed up of it all. I keep getting emails to forward and people I know have been getting text messages to forward. The front page of the paper showed some teen girl tying yellow ribbons to railings in a part of the worl that bears no significance to the missing girl. It's annoying me. I think it's most annoying to me probably because I don't understand why people do it. They say it's for hope. Well sorry, but hope isn't going to help. Sending chain mail by email or text is not going to help. Tying yellow ribbons is not going to help her either! The thing that annoys me further is that there is almost an obligation to forward these messages. As if people like me should feel guilty for not doing the aforementioned things. Well sorry - I have nothing to feel guilty about. At the end of the day, I was not the one who left my 3 year old daughter unsupervised in a foreign land. The whole thing stinks! Who actually thinks she is still alive? If anything the added media interest has made the abductor get rid of her asap. She is now so famous (if you can call her that) that walking around with her would be too risky.

Christ, if dave gets anymore attention on this forum he might just become famous enough for next years list!

I'd go with the latter.

Samoa's Malietoa Tanumafili II has died aged 95. Had him on last years DDP - but not this years. He was on my top 50 however (number 48).

And if you take 7 away from 2, you get -5. That's how old I was in 1982. If you look at that backwards you get 2891 - THE YEAR THE WORLD WILL END!!!!!!!

Err...I love it when a plan comes together. I think we can get around killing them - well, all except CJ. We stick Daphney in a care home, get Chris a job on the tube, find Kevin a girlfriend and...er... Like I was saying, I think we can get around killing them - all except CJ and Judith...

I've often wondered - why do the panel only take part in the crappy shows? Are they banned from millionaire or something (bar Judith)? This is the only reasoning I could come up with as to why they haven't done Millionaire: Kevin - Far too slow for fasted finger first. Chris - Fingers too fat for the keypads. Daphney - She is 143 years old and doesn't understand technology. CJ - Too much of a twat. Any further ideas?

this means final confirmation that he will NOT die this year! Bastard. Dying was the least he could have done given my careful spelling of his name on all my deadpool applications.

Oh yesssssssssssssss Looks like we use the same dentist...

Rotten Ali perhaps? I know what you mean. The rest of them just get on with it but him - no! He does that thing with his eyes whereby when he answers they are either shut or fluttering. He is a w**ker. What really annoys me about him is the way he violently shakes his head to signify yes or no on the panel before the answers are told. God, he is a prick! Thanks for reminding me how much of a smug prick he actually is, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy.

That's because you're a real man. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Tony Blair will leave office on the 27th June 2007. Just thought I'd bring a smile to Josco's (and perhaps everyone elses) face.