Windsor

So in answer to the question, Queen Elizabeth II.

She was also well enough to be contemplating attending the Braemar Games prior to BoJo and Liz tiring her out. If she was on the way out with cancer its unlikely there would have been any suggestion of her attending the games, unless they were trying to flog some tickets ofcourse.

Are these elderly neighbours, just I’ve never heard of any of them…

According to my shadow list here I also had him in 2022. What a silly sausage I am...

Unless it was him who told Gyles?

Had him down for next year.

So he's clearly healthier than all those other Presidents who died much younger. Today of all days, we remember Kennedy died in 1963 aged only 46 years.

What’s this shit.

The King has appointed 6 new members of the Order of Merit, all of whom were supposedly chosen by Queen Elizabeth II days before she died. Problem: when she was alive there were only 5 vacancies. The 6th vacancy was created when the King ascended the throne. So are Buckingham Palace lying, or did the Queen know her death was imminent…

Le Pen Because the King hates them.

Saved my shadow list from being my equal worst performance ever. Thanks Leslie, you old slag!

What a fucking bellend.

Halloween. The only day of the year where being a known sex offender must be handy!

Indeed. It’s all gotten rather pathetic. There are people out there who actually believe the King chose his Coronation date to spite the Sussexes. They are genuinely offended by it. Let that sink in.

I'd imagine she's more nervous about that ginger twats book. I noted the panellists were vicious about Harry on HIGNFY last night. All true though.

It was reported he had a fractured skull, which is concerning for anyone, let alone an 82 year old.

Ha. I always thought he was black.

That was back in the good old days, when we only put proper celebrities and children on our DDPs!

Just like she had those 90 MPs backing her...

He’s still a ‘darkie’ though. And that’s not just off putting to Tory voters…

As long as he doesn’t confuse Rushi as his shoe buffer… #TheWindsors

Only question I have is who are these 6%. I’d have guessed her family but by all accounts even her own dad thinks she’s a spaz.

He meets the new PM on Tuesday, so he should be dead by Friday?

There was no Churchillian return. Churchill lost and election but stayed on as party leader and won the next election. A bit different to most of your party turfing you out because you're shite and then maybe taking you back because you are marginally less shite than the shitshow they replaced you with.

Tonight’s episode of Dr Who. We know she regenerates. We know who she regenerates to. We know what baddies are turning up. We know which surprise oldies are turning up. What’s the actual fucking point of wasting 90 minutes when we already broadly know what happens?