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  1. Windsor

    2007 Deathlist picks

    Smug git.
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    2007 Deathlist picks

    Personally I thought he'd last a year. Obviously I was wrong.
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    Maurice Papon

    I feel you are being a tad unfair on Mr. Papon. He was only doing as thousands of others did the only difference being that he wasn't your average Joe. At the end of the day, it guaranteed his survival and he didn't even need to fire a shot.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2008

    King Gyanendra of Nepal. Quite a few revolutionaries doing around. I don't know if he has a son though...
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    Room 101

    What service may that be? Wanting money for sitting on your arse in front of a screen all day. What's up with that? That would make you a...let me see...I know this one...oh, yeah...a woman.
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    The Canadian Paul Deadpool

    Damn you people with your morals. Gleefully...
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    Room 101

    Oh well, at least that is one thing I have to look forward to... Just for that, I'm not going there.... Oh well, not to worry. I'm sure there will be plenty more whores in hell... Yeah, I expect you're right, this whore always needs paying, honey, whereas the ones in hell probably don't...which reminds me, you owe me twenty quid.... Don't flatter yourself, darling.
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    Room 101

    Accidently posting when you mean to edit.
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    Room 101

    Oh well, at least that is one thing I have to look forward to... Just for that, I'm not going there.... Oh well, not to worry. I'm sure there will be plenty more whores in hell...
  10. Windsor

    Room 101

    Oh well, at least that is one thing I have to look forward to...
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    Sir Patrick Moore

    What, you already have the wheel up in Scotland? Would you like me to send you the blueprints for fire to complement your technical advancement since my last visit? I believe Patrick Moore has a spare copy. We have fire, already. Have the Belgian's developed a better army since my great grandfather's last visit in 1914?
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    Sir Patrick Moore

    Is this the threads where we issue complaints about general life? The bus driver allowed 7 people to stand on the bus today due to lack of seats. The sign on the bus clearly stated that this was a non-standing bus. I had to man-handle my way off (so it wasn't all bad)!
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    Room 101

    Quite. We're all glad we won't have to meet you, period.
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    Queen Camilla

    That will be those f*****g Diana fans. They can't accept the marriage. They are as warped as modern day Jacobites who see Franz, Ducke of Bavaria as Francis II of the United Kingdom. If the marriage were to cause a problem with succession, they would simply make new legislation to allow the Prince of Wales to succeed his mother. They did it with the Act of Settlement and the Sophia Neutralisation Act. There is also the added fact that William will not claim the throne from his Father so there will be no issue. PS. I still want this thread to be renamed 'Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall'.
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    Stranger Than Death

    Are you aware that St. Valentine's Day is banned in Communist nations? OK - so they are smarter than we are on some things. I didn't get even one card. I can't think why. Probably because I don't give out my address to loners.
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    Queen Camilla

    Being a lady of a certain age, I thought you'd be more sympathetic.
  17. Windsor

    Should Notapotato Be Stripped Of His Moderatorship?

    Who is Matt Hopkins? Let me guess ... Has the whore-finder general lost yet? I suggest we put him out his misery.
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    2007 Deathlist picks

    Well obviously no-one on the list has died. The one's that have died, were not on the list. Hardly rocket science.
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    Queen Camilla

    Indeed, but at least not a common one.
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    Queen Camilla

    This thread should be renamed 'Camila, Duchess of Cornwall'. Or 'Camilla, Princess of Wales'.
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    Stranger Than Death

    Was he married the second time perchance in 1944? And did wifey #2 remarry in 1964? Oh but that would add so pleasurably to this series of events. I do not yet have that information. Yes they did get married in 1944. The chain is broken though because it turns out he died in 1953.
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    DeathList "Dead" Chat!

    Ban the sh*t. Star Crossed is a worse troll than what I am.
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    Sir Patrick Moore

    Patrick Moore is a very old man. His trousers go upto his armpits. He likes stars and planets. We think he will die soon. Fin.
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