Windsor

He grew up in Fraserburgh. My Grandmother recalled him being pushed about in a pram. His house is still here. No blue plaque though... Was it in Marconi Road? It could well have been. At the time my Grandma lived at Watermill Road which is basically right beside Marconi. Those houses are just about to be pulled down - so if it was their, that's one less tourist attraction for Fraserburgh.

He grew up in Fraserburgh. My Grandmother recalled him being pushed about in a pram. His house is still here. No blue plaque though...

Both my grandfathers are called Alexander. One was called Zander and the other is called Alec. What's so wrong about actually saying Alexander?

My favourite: They are soft targets alright..

Meet her successor.

Will this do? Emma Tillman - formerly the oldest person in the world.

Angelina Jolie's mum has died. Jolie - the one shagging Brad Pitt. Five-Fingered Hand of Death, Rigor Mortis Makes Us Hard and This Mortal Coil get points. The second Bertrand to die this week...

Happy 21st Birthday Canadian Paul! I'm sure you'll get round to reading this when sober.

Another thing that annoys me; people on ebay who put in last second bids. I was watching an auction come to an end last night and I was winning down to the last minute. I then refreshed the page to find that I had been outbid, and that I had 5 seconds left to put in a higher offer. I was livid! Then I realised I had saved some money, so I calmed down again.

I say that to people who serve me in shops even if I don't really know them. I may be back some other time, you see. You're a DL member, you're allowed to... What does annoy me though is when you say it to be nice and then they don't respond. Rude bastards.

30 teams get 3 points for the death of Emiliano Mercado Del Toro. Fallen Sparrow and ThePoitouTeam get 6 because he was their joker. Don't know if Tempus chose him...

Worlds oldest person dies. Emiliano Mercado Del Toro, is dead.

I say that to people who serve me in shops even if I don't really know them. I may be back some other time, you see.

Please let it be the latter.

I also get replies from the DDP organisers. Perhaps you should try not calling them Fuckwits?

... those who can't spell 'queueing'. To be honest I prefer my way of spelling it. The proper way is sh*t.

Wait, France was in World War I? No way! Just to put the record straight, the French mobilized 7,500,000 troops during the first world war and lost 1,385,000. Many of the bloodiest battles were fought on French soil, perhaps partly explaining their reluctance to enter into a further round of slaughter. Also, may I add that the French lines often had the most success in moving forward during key battles. Then again, they would have had very little to do with Douglas Haig.

I think it would be a bad idea. Incidently I'm currently in 106th place shared, near to the bottom due to alphabetical ordering.

Another one dead. American this time.

ATM Machines with very loud buttons. It puts people at risk. The one at the local corner shop is very loud - you can hear the buttons being pressed when you are inside the shop. Alls that a theif has to do is wait for 4 beeps, budge you out the way and then take what he wants. I could just use the new chip and pin machines but I don't like them either. They make a 5 second cash in hand payment into a good 30 seconds. THIS CAUSES GREATER QUEING! I suppose the answer is simply just not to buy anything.

I will be buried. I already own my plot.

Is it windy with you? It's very windy here too.

These days not too many women pine away following their husband's deaths. Sorry guys. then dear sir, explain to me how Lady Bird Johnson is still hanging around? My God! You don't actually think that the LBJ's were in love do you?

It's called the Press and Journal actually. Cheeky Bastard. There is no online link. I would scan the article but I can't be arsed.

Sorry Windsor, I'll answer for you in this case. Yes, he did. 8 hits in fact. Ford, Haughey, Hussein, Pinochet, Rugova, Scott King, Shand & Tupou. If Sihanouk had buggered off, Windsor would've been in the top 10 I think. Eight? Excellent - I thought I only had 7...