Windsor

You know TLC and me were only joking about post whore segregation. At least now you have a forum for serious posters and another for the rest of us 'second class posters'. I could have sworn that PW. Botha had just died.

The new 'Third Way' of the deathlist forum. How dare you!

Why? She's not dead.

I know she's had her problems in the past but how unwell and in what way is she ill at the moment? Vested interest as she's one of only three Royals I've ever seen in person - and yes, it was at Wimbledon before anyone asks. I'm not sure how ill she is, or what's wrong with her. I've been told that she's not a well lady.

It's most likely that the next member of the (extended) Royal Family to die will be the Earl of Harewood (Grandson of George V) or the Duchess of Kent. The current (and last) King of Samoa may also be a good bet (his name escapes me). Born in 1913, he is said to be in marvellous health. He was however, too frail to attend the funeral of his great friend the late King of Tonga this year.

Congratulations to the Canadian and ie+!

Ford. Just become the longest living US president in history. What more could you want to achieve in life...

Milton Friedman is the 10th success of 2006. He is the 147th success since 1987. The 2006 list is now in 4th place shared with 1999,2000,2001 & 2002 out of a possible 20 lists. Also a hit for the DDP team pushing Windsor the Troll further from the top 20...

I'd imagine I'd have four legs, pointy ears and a tail.

Windsor if you could be a cat how would you want to look? What the hell kind of stupid ass question is that?

He is a British MP. He appeared in celebrity Big Brother last year where acted like a cat for a task...

I'm not George Galloway...

1. Oh, goody. 2. I would be unlikely ever to be in an alley in Aberdeen. Edinburgh maybe, but not Aberdeen. And in the unlikely event I was, you'd never know what hit you. 3. Actually, no, but if I'd wanted it filtered, I would have done it myself. 4. I believe I read somewhere that you said you hadn't read a book since 1999, and there is no point to reading if you don't read a whole book - and relevant to what? 5. I know, but my reply wasn't. 6. Oh, honey, I'm crushed. You don't like me that much? Hate is every bit as powerful as love, don't you know. Stranger things have happened......in your dreams maybe..... I haven't read a whole book since 1999. I see most parts as added on drivel.

1: I don't end wars that easily. 2: If I saw you in alley I'd walk past you. 3: I have not altered any PM. It is still in my inbox. Haven't you hear of swear filters... 4: I read books, but only the relevant parts. 5: The cooking jibe was sarcasm. 6: You and me - it aint going to happen 'honey'. I don't really like you that much.

She is a creepy, desperate older woman who seems to think that she is God's gift to men. In reality, she probably can't even cook!

I thought the DDP was a competition...

Thanks for the PM, LCR. By the way, don't flatter yourself.

Ah excellent, I forgot I had Davidson on your deadpool...

For those of you playing the Euromillions tonight. The BBC says you have about as much chance as: Also: So...err...good luck with that...

We have that here as well, a little place called Peterhead Prison. Just down the road from me...

Was he a runner for them or something? Am I the only one who sees something wrong with that? I love the fact that Drug Barons are attempting some sort of moral justice.

Hopefully dead in a gutter somewhere.

Can't they just try him after he is dead? Doesn't make much difference...

It will be noted that at 12.50PM this afternoon, the 8th November 2006, maryportfuncity overtook the long reigning Tempus Fugit as deathlists most obsessive poster. What was said to be virtually impossible a few months ago, has now been done. W.W.S.C.D?

Yesterday's Daily express: So when exactly is earlier before Christmas?