Windsor

We can't do that! It's a Bansheeism.

This caption thing is rather fun. Perhaps we should start a caption challenge thread. A post whores dream...

Post number 2011.

I only got six recognition hits; Bobby Fischer, Kenneth Branagh, Ronaldo, Michael Keaton, Adam Ant and Patricia Arquette. I'm supposed to look like: Chad Michael Murray (Actor) Aaron Kwok (Hong Kong singer and actor) Lars von Trier (Director) Rod Stewart (Ageing Rocker) Liam Aiken (Child Actor (b.1990)) Ashton Kutcher (Actor) John Williams (Composer) Benjamin McKenzie (form the OC) Tom Welling (from Smallville) Ewen McGregor (Actor)

The Prime Minister shows the public how to react when faced with a terrorist threat.

Wow. Looks like ie+ has herself a new rival.

No. He was cremated.

I haven't been to the doctor for 5 years (ish). The last time was for a bruised kidney. It basically gives you unbearable backpain.

If I'm not mistaken, that gap number is the sum of all guest posters on the site... or maybe from one IP address... but I'm pretty sure it's the total number of posts from all guests in the last 24 hours. So why is there no gap now? There is no space now because there are not enough guest posts to make the top 10.

Doherty in Court. He will be sentenced for his last drugs change on th 20th April 2006.

I second that, although I don't know who Douglas Barder is.

Well, I've never heard of him so he's obviously not that famous. Besides, no need to duplicate deaths.

Thank you all very much for your kind posts of congratulation to mark my 2000 post. It was almost low key.

I hadn't noticed that before Tempus, it must have got by me. Anyway, back to the Queen. There is very little chance of her dying soon if you consider that her mother saw her 100th Birthday in the year 2000.

Well, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were out mountain climing when suddenly they found themselves at the edge of a rather high cliff. Out of nowhere a magical man says, "You three wise men have found my magical cliff. If you jump over the cliff and shout what you wish to land in, it will be done". The three men looked at each other in amazement and decide to go a head. The englishman went first. He jumped off the cliff and shouted, "Gold". Sure enough, he landed in a sea of gold coins. The Scotsman followed. He jumped off the cliff and shouted, "Beautiful Women". Sure enough he landed in a bed full of beautiful women. The Irishman looked on, he was afraid of heights. When he looked over the edge and saw the other two enjoying their wishes, he decided to go through with it. The Irishman approached the edge cautiously until he finally slid off the edge when he screamed, " Shiiiiiiiiiite!!

Does this mean there'll be no free champagne? I'm afraid so, I was going to have a free bar at the Ritz but had to cancel that as well.

Let me tell you the same type of joke, but from Scotland. An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman had just escaped from a Nazi prisoner of war camp and were being chased by some Nazi soldiers. The 3 men ran into a barn and seen three sacks on the barn floor so each of them jumped in a sack. The soldiers made it to the barn and seen the three sacks. He kicked the first sack and the englishman shouted 'meow'. The officer thought it was a bag of kitten's and so moved along. He then kicked the second sack to which the Scotsman shouted 'woof'. The officer thought it was a bag of puppies and so moved on to the last sack. So the officer moves on to the last sack and gives it a kick to which the Irishman replies 'Potatoes*'. *Tatties up here. Has anyone heard the one about the Englishman, the Scotsman and the Irishman and the magic cliff?

Being killed while heroically saving people from a burning building. And I had better get the George Cross for my efforts!

Oh well, looks like Tempus and me are the root of all evil. Windsor, you know and I know that you are approaching your 2000th post which I'm sure is not all you have to live for. So do you think you might let it go quietly without any attention grabbing please given the conversation on this thread. Unfortunately this post means that cannot happen, not that you were going to keep quiet about it anyway. Just make it a quiet post or, alternatively, an extremely witty post that scores 9.9 on the richter scale of wit. Don't feel under any pressure, or post in the belief that you're under scrutiny or anything. Nobody is counting your posts or metering the quality. Its clear from this thread that there is no merit in posting a big bundle of stuff padded with mediocrity. We're not playing a numbers game, you're not going to catch TF, just relax, take some time out, walk among the spring flowers, press your face against the railings at Buck House, put the unattainable Royal forums out of your mind and take a deep breath. Make a new start. Learn a mantra: "I will not carp, moan or snitch or be jealous of fellow Oompa Loompas." Please take this post kindly, Godot has nothing but Karma and benevolence for all his fellow posters (except my mum), in fact I feel extremely chilled just now (or pissed) after a very stressful day. In the immortal words of Janet Webb, I love you all. Peace and goodwill, live long and prosper. Spockot Oh for god's sake! Now I'm going to have to cancel the fireworks, cancel the circus I hired, write to the Lord Lieutenant and cancel my telegram from the Queen, cancel the street parade and some how get rid of the 2000 balloons I had ready to let off in to the sky. And the food! What I'm I going to do with all this party food, not to mention the bunting! So don't worry Godot, I'll keep the celebrations low key and I won't post anything just to grab people's attention. regards Windsor the Troll, P.T., I.N.T.G.A.L., M.er.

Oh well, looks like Tempus and me are the root of all evil.

Cough Cough, Nerd!

In 1995 Rose Kennedy died in her 105th year (not sure if she seen 105 though).

Lets stop this talk now, we are only proving Star Crossed to be right. Edit: Looks like Zebedee is on his way.

Well put Bruno.

As far as I know I don't have 'tornado bait' relatives.