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It was the customer. I was the only person waiting behind him. It didn’t merit any other staff under normal circumstances.

Finally a hit for me after a poor year so far.

I’d say the list of living former PMs are good for another decade so it’s a record which will likely be smashed.

Also; Tom Tugendhat. Why the fuck would you make someone with a name like that the Prime Minster? It has connotations of tugging a foreskin.

Liz Truss. But only because the Chancellor and the two other former Chancellors are too dark a shade of brown for the average Conservative Party Member; they'll do for window dressing, but not for punch.

People who are unnecessarily slow. Again, particularly at checkouts. New one yesterday where a gentleman asked for 6 cheap bags to put his shopping in. Took him an age to get the bag separated/opened. Left it on the ground and then literally put no more than 4 items in it. Then went through the same process 5 more times. Then came to paying where it took it another age to fish the money out. I was very discourteous and didn't wait for him to get all of his 6 bags gathered (which was another age) and purchased my three items while he was scrambling around trying to line up the 12 handles of his 6 poly bags on the floor. I left the shop before him.

How many people said that about the Queen and Prince Philip?

Devastating. Just devastating. A shoo-in for 2023...

Gets him on the tele though, eh? Prime time. News etc.

He retired from that last year. I think the poor old bugger was pressured to drop his patronage after many decades because the Duchess of Cambridge wanted it. She had been muscling in for some time…

Because you just can help yourself.

Yes, but - forgive me if I’m mistaken - he didn’t go on to social media crying about his cancer at every turn in order to win the sympathy vote. Possibly because he had an acceptance that he is, was, and shall be ever more a cunt. Godley isn’t funny. She latches on to the brain dead nationalists who will laugh at anything if it’s derogatory against any form of unionism. Great she’s recovered in time to take part in Sturgeon’s pretenda-rendum though.

The most useful cancer diagnosis to anyone, ever. She was a cunt before she got it. Now all is forgiven.

I’m sure Carrie will be pleased to learn his wand has finally broken too…

The thing about life appointments is that they are very easily terminated, especially due to yesterday's Supreme Court ruling...

You can’t use display of flags as an indication of popularity of the Jubilee where I live. In these parts it’s sensible not to put a Union Flag in your window unless you want some rabid Scot Nat to pan it in…

Clearly you live in a place in which miserable bastards are plentiful.

Did the BBC forget that the Cambridges have another sprog, or has Prince Louis left for a life in California too?

I suspect its because people can't generally spell platinum or jubilee. I've seen some interesting combinations on social media.

The date has no significance. A 4 or 5 day bank holiday weekend in February would be shite though. There's a 1/5000 chance it might not rain in June.

Nearly 6 months on since he was said to be receiving care in a hospice, he is still here. I think he just said he was ill to get that gong at Christmas….

The Queen clearly well enough to make a quick journey to Balmoral. No word if the Scottish First Minister has visited, but that could be part of the injunction...

You mean, like, in a duel?

Voted Putin. Was surprised Queen Elizabeth II and her Stage IV Pancreatic Cancer wasn't an option though.

Someone suggested to me it could've been a hip operation gone wrong. She had that night in hospital with no explanation, remember. To be fair the said person was even less well informed than Lady Colin Campbell...