Windsor

Not at all, Windsor. I was just delivering a message and responding to your questions at the Support Desk, since Alexandria had had enough of dealing with you by then. I do have an email address Elspeth as well as a PM connection had you not barred me. It would seem that although your other friends got fed up of me, you came back for more. Sorry Elspeth but I'm not into cyber sex.

Since when did spell check accept American English as British English thats what I want to know. Could this be part of an American attemp to colonialize Britain into the 51st State...

I should be so lucky! I'm an internet Troll Banshees; not one of those things with the colourful, long sticky up heair.

Indeed, it would seem that Entropy and myself are getting more alike everyday.....

Oh bloody hell - and here was me doing so well....

So technically that makes Elspeth and me even. I went to the Royal Forums to wind her up, and it is fairly obvious that her origninal ontension here was to wind me up.

I would imagine they'll put on Prince Philip just to piss me off. My British royalty nominees are Major Bruce Shand (excluded under the unwritten DL rules) and the Earl of Harewood (not exactly famous but quite rich).

If he won any notable decoration during the war check the London Gazette for his name.

Internet chat rooms are yesterdays swimming pools and playgrounds. You can just prey on the vulnerable from the warmth of your own home. Whilst you might like me to write something I can't prove I am sorry to say that you can dream on. Or is it troll on I think the Internet probably holds the story that was in the news regarding him and his web cam. Anyway are we supposed to dilute threads as I would hate Ross to miss out on the most important headlines of his sorry existance. Not sure I got the Gwyneth diversion What are you wearing tonight? How about we hook up and get an icecream some time? Damn, wrong forum....

Oh Tempus, always the joker. I had to reword one of my posts today just in case something like this happened. I should have known better. Windsor Rewords above post: It is commonly known that today’s generation are more likely to live longer than previous generations due to healthier lifestyle and better working conditions. It is also widely accepted that the wealthy can expect to outlive the poor due to their healthier diet and living standards. With the Royals qualifying in both (they are alive today and very well off) they could probably all expect to live up until their mid to late 80s at least possibly, even upwards of 90 years. Indeed the late Queen Mother lived to be 101. The more skeptical will, however, argue that other members of the Royal Family died quite young. King George VI died at the relatively young age of 56 in 1952 and Princess Margaret aged 71 in 2002. It must be noted that these particular examples did not lead healthy lifestyles; King George was a heavy smoker and Margaret smoked and drank with rumors of drug taking. So with health and wealth the Royals will live longer. In short, if you are not Prince Harry and you are in the Royal Family you can expect to live a lot longer than most.* *excludes accidents, the occasional assassination attempt and terminal illness.

From the 1997 film, Donnie Brasco Yes, not the best picture of the gorgeous Mr. Depp, the moustache put me off my porridge this morning Ah, it's a moustache! Abandon Avatar! .........Blow (2001) That's much much better. Completely gorgeous in fact. Capt. Oates, Ladys Die and Grendel, Boudicca and Josco, take a seat before opening this. PS. It isn't my usual news source....

It is very unlikely that the Queen will outlive Charles. Lets face it, we've seen the end of any prospect of a young monarch (minus accidents) as they are all now guaranteed to live until their 90s.

This makes him sound fairly paedophilic (from your post):

Welcome back old friend. Thanks I was surprised the thread was still motivating response especially from fools who think that we should feel sorry for celebrities who go through life only caring about themselves and every so often get payback. I almost threw a party when that murderer Leslie Grantham showed the world what a piece of utter fith he was for a second time and finally fell off his pedestal. He will be able to hang around a few swimming pools and playgrounds now he has a bit more time on his hands. Since when was Leslie Grantham a paedo? I knew he was a pervert but not a paedo.....

If he is telling the truth, he is being mightily selfish not allowing any further testing on himself. He could save millions of lives. Oh. Wait a minute.....DEATHlist.net......

Indeed, she's not doing too badly for 80 (as of April(before Entropy corrects me)). The Duke of Edinburgh is also doing alright for his age. I believe Banshees and co are just clinging on in hope of a carriage accident.

Go get your coat!

I was agreeing with you, while promoting my mother-site and denouncing yours.

I tjink it's quite alright as it is actually.

I'm afraid that 'didtheydie.com' has no claim to the throne so I would not even give it pretender status.

Ali, did you not nominate like 50 0f the Candidates. If yes, you owe the dead pool a small fortune as I believe the rules have been changed to charge the nominator a pound. But then again I may be mistaken...

The Queen has been named as an enemy of Islam - no doubt this will inspire some weak minded fool to try and blow Her up.

I should probably set up a PayPal account or something...

No I haven't. But being the cheap bastard that I am, do I get free membership due to my nomination of Sihanouk?? He can keep the 10% if he dies.

Well - we can still hope for powercuts can't we.