Windsor

Oops - I should have learned after last time.

You may find this disturbing IYG but you seem to have alot in common with me.

In my experience there is no such thing as a loser - just someone who need to recognise their real potential.

What about maryportfuncity. I'm going by the inclusion of 'mary' there.

Completely off the topic here (but hey, that my style) did anyone else recieve a personal message from a new member called Adver. He has no posts on this forum and only joined today. He was advertising some new forum. I though it was a bit suspicious so I didn't check. I'm worried that it may be my new friend trying to trick me into a virus or something. Any chance of an IP check mods? (Yes I know I'm being paranoid).

Come to think about it - I have a Scottish hundred pound note stashed in my safe. Doesn't look like that one though. And whats wrong with 18 year old scots? I only lose my temper when...oh I don't know...when people start threads about me for example.

Thank you IYG. I knew I could always count on you for support.

Your identity has no significance to me - only your IP address.

Good lord - a whole six minutes to think that one up. Did you manage on your own?

You do realise this is boosting my ego.

Not if we shoot you.

Funnily enough I don't give a damn. By the way, you should use the small case 'w' in 'windsor'. 'windsor' not 'Windsor'. Don't mean to be picky.

Born in 1931 and nicknamed the "Chingford skinhead" for his veiws on race and immigration. Perhaps we could slot him in between Rosa Parks and Mrs. King.

As in: you got off once, but this time you're nicked? regards, Hein Grrr.... That's the worst thing about posting on a Friday night after hitting the pub. Spelling goes to hell. And anyone who says the quality improves gets banned!!! Come on TF, you know you want to.

I can't find a decent one - thats why I keep changing. But TF does tamper with his avatar quite abit more than me.

The guy in your avatar. Or atleast it looks like him.

Speaking of money, Lord Callaghan's estate is estimated to be worth of over One point nine million pounds according to his will.

Nice signature TF. The prediction of the end of the Romanovs and the creation of the most threatening communist state on earth. I love ' The Dear Leader ', and ' The Dear Leader ' loves me. Together we shall be, one big happy family. Being a member of deathlist I'm surprised you are a supporter of Rasputin - I mean if ever there was a man who refused to die at their time it was him. If I'm not mistaken it took 5 steps: 1: Poisened 2: Shot at close range. 3: Tried to escape after being shot only to be shot again. 4: Beaten with chains. 5:Thrown in an iced over river. He was still alive when he was thrown in the river. Just a bit like Clive Dunn.

Nice signature TF. The prediction of the end of the Romanovs and the creation of the most threatening communist state on earth.

Lets add a bit of drama to that last sentence: "I've just checked with her publicist and she says that Lady Thatcher is frail but in generally good health. For now...

Brown envelope stuffed with £20 notes helps Hey wait a second there you told me it was two barrels filled and tightly packed. Why don't I get the celebretity treatment? It just don't seem right. Don't worry Bruno, when 31st September comes round I'm sure you will be celebrated. Happy Birthday Josco, you legend you.

Google news and reuters have no word on this stroke.

Someone call the BBC - lets make sure they give this one an obituary on time .