Windsor

It’s a case of preparing for change in the next 5 years after 70 years of a constant. We are being prepared for her death, but not imminently.

Yes, but she doesn’t tell the criminals to go out stabbing and shit. She can’t control that… I’ll take your local word for it.

The most important job since Father Ted Crilly put Dougal in-charge of watching the corner flags at the craggy island over-80s priest football tournament in 1997.

I didn’t say that. Or at least I don’t think I did. It sounds like something only a nerd would know and I am not nerd.

I don’t understand why she should resign. She didn’t instruct one of her officers to rape and murder Sarah Everard any more than she instructed the rank and file to be misogynistic racists.

Can you guys add Boris Johnson's political career to the invincibles thread?

Wasn't that much of a surprise. He had lung cancer.

Its probably been debunked by the first couple of paragraphs of her statement. Unless she intends to die in the next 12 months.

Its a shame shes not a princess of a proper place though. Like the Earl of Wessex for example.

Precisely. That’s all they do. Pretend to be grossly offended by something trivial (on behalf of the people of Scotland mind) and demand a resignation.

He’s a useless cunt. If he wasn’t so ugly he could’ve had a career in theatre.

You could almost get over the anti-vaxer thing if he wasn’t such a self-righteous cunt.

Don't forget the SNP...who the Tories would tell you would have the balance of power...and that Labour would risk the future of the UK by granting indyref as the SNP fee for power... Not like it hasn't happened at the last couple of elections...

If I were him I would've chosen trial by combat and got my mam to send in the SAS...

Literally me since 2006 and I'm not even close to dying.

Sue Gray's inability to submit a report on deadline is reminiscent of my entire university career. She must've been pissed to put all that work in and the endless re-drafts only to find a photograph of Boris with wine at the bitter end....

SNP clowns.

At least it explains the logo.

I play a similar game at the urinal. Never share my result either…

She must love his cock. Only explanation.

So they should. They don’t deserve our wonderful monarchy.

Del Boy Jack Frost Granville And not forgetting Capt Guy Hubble, the Royal Bodyguard…

The only reason you liked Diana is because she made things happen in your trousers...possibly even when she was alive too.

No he won’t. He has servants. Why have a dog and bark yourself?

Go private...