Windsor

Margaret Thatcher. I want to see Margaret Thatcher on that list! (Well you never know)

I want doesn't always get.

Alzheimers / Parkinsons - Whats the difference.

I've just noticed. Someones screwing around with my signature,

Crime writer Bunker dies aged 71 Crime novelist Edward Bunker, who taught himself to write in prison and appeared in hit movie Reservoir Dogs, has died in California aged 71.

See the bit up there that says 'Near misses for 2005'?

There were two guys sitting on a bench who both suffered from parkinsons disease. And one said to the other 'Hey look, theres an ice cream seller over there. Would you like an ice cream?' The second guy said yes, he wanted an ice cream with a flake, sprinkles and strawberry juice. So the first man goes away for it. He comes back with an ice cream with a flake in it. The second man asks, 'Hey, weres my spinkles and juice?'. The first man says oh right, so you wanted an icecream with a flake, sprinkles and strawberry juice. 'Yes' replies the second man. So he goes off to get the additions he needs. He comes back 5 minutes later. This time he has the ice cream with the flake and sprinkles but no juice. 'Christ Sake', shouts the second man - 'wheres the juice I wanted'. So the first man goes away again to get the juice. After 5 minutes he finally returns. The ice cream was perfect. 'Right' said the first man - 'One Icecream with a flake, spinkles and strawberry juice'. The Second man looks back at him puzzled and says - 'Wheres my chips?' (I think this joke may be better face to face)

Perhaps he did rule...but now he's dead. Actually I've never heard of the guy. Please don't bother with links - I don't want to know.

This did actually get me thinking - perhaps the make up isn't for him. I mean lets face it - Cherie needs all the help she can get.

I must admit I am a Jimmy Carr fan: Every day little Fatma has to walk ten miles a day just to get clean drinking water. I can't help thinking...she should move.

I always said he was a clown

I agree that my comedy standard is quite low - but it could be worse as this so called joke shows.

Hope not - the deathlist favourite of 1987 must not be allowed to slip though the net. Or as we like to call it, the deathlist. net. Hahaha - did you see what I did there - god I'm funny.

Sitting here in my chair (just as this guy does most of the time), I began to think - how is Stephen Hawking these days. By all accounts, it seems as though he has been dying since before I was born. I can't find much on his health nowadays at all.

So they say and no he is not.

I get the impression that josco is saving his 800th post for something special.

I beg to differ. I'm guessing he'll be dead by mid 2006.

I'm not amused. Still - could have been worse - you could have posted the joke about the cold nan (bread) or the one where the corgis get the blame for pissing on the chairs.

This may be percieved as sick but what the hell... Q) Whats blue and orange and is found at the bottom of the swimming pool? A) A baby with burst arm bands.

Perhaps a bit out dated: Q) Whats brown and half eaten? A) The Pope's (John Paul II) Easter egg.

Jack Stephens Jack Stephens, a financier and philanthropist who built the largest brokerage off Wall Street and formerly served as chairman of the Augusta National Golf Club, died Saturday at age 81. This is the last one. I'm now going to stop searching the word 'dead' on google news.

Richard Eastham, Broadway singer turned actor, dies at 89 Richard Eastham, who starred on Broadway with Mary Martin in "South Pacific" and went on to roles in films and television, has died. Not a good day for Broad way - is it?

Michael Gibson, 60, Trombonist and Broadway Orchestrator, Dies Lung Cancer.

So it was all your doing then.

I've decided to go from Catholisism to the face of all evil. No big change there then.