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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Maybe it means she's 95 and they are taking precautions to ensure there won't be a Coronation anytime soon. And my money would be on George VII...
  2. Awww poor Scotland. We are so hard done by with all that per head of population representation at Westminster and our own 'Parliament' in Edinburgh. We are just so oppressed with all this representation and free shit to bribe us in the short term. Its about time Westminster showed the nationalist scum what real oppression is.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Walking stick. Well she's as good as dead, eh?
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    Joe Biden

    Well if Uncle Joe is at deaths door with the symptoms you have given I’d better be saying my final goodbyes too.
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    Room 101

    When you are standing in a queue and realise the person in front of you is wearing the uniform of the said shop you are in. Because they don't have to time to talk when they have been working all day together (sarcasm) you know they think they are entitled to a 10 minute yap at the till because they are work buddies. Wankers.
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    Joe Biden

    There's fuck all wrong with him.
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    The All Coppers Are Bent Bastards Thread!

    Only because he kept on killing them…
  8. Democracy is overrated and you generally only need human rights if you're trying to delay a period at the jail. Only scum need worry about the dismantling of democracy and the pissing on human rights.
  9. To be fair had the shoe been on the other foot she would've cried at being attacked as a woman. Because she is scum.
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    The 10th death of 2021

    Bob Dole
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    The 9th death of 2021

    Bob Dole.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Other than not dying at all, I think she would prefer to die at Windsor. She spent the war years there, had a chance to put her mark on it after the fire of 1992 and it is of course where the Duke died. Regarding the leaking of her funeral plans, they are all the bloody same anyway...
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    Queen Camilla

    Thats not true. I'm a Royal observer and I couldn't give a fuck. Also, if holding grudges limits life expectancy I'd have been still born.
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    Ironic Deaths

    Not sure if this counts as an Ironic Death but a woman who shielded for 9 months was killed on the first day she left her house after being hit by a lorry. She'd have needed nothing less than Captain America's shield to swerve that one...
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    Jimmy Carter

    Let me sum that up for you: he's nearly ninety-fucking-seven!
  16. Considering he couldn't even sit his own art exam, I thing the words 'bringing out' rather that 'to write' are telling of how involved he will be involved in the process...
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    King Charles III

    I'm pretty sure she would still be dowager as the title belongs to her husband; not her. She would be a widowed duchess and thus the term dowager would apply even if there would be no new Duchess of Cornwall at that point.
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    King Charles III

    She would be the Dowager Duchess of Cornwall and would most likely fuck off with a big pension.
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    Jimmy Carter

    Thats really not all that interesting.
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    The grand Old Duke of Kent

    At well - there goes my theory that the trophies were too heavy for him. He appears more steady on his feet than he did at the Trooping of the Colour at Windsor last month. Perhaps it was the heavy uniform.
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    The grand Old Duke of Kent

    Another thing to consider about the lack of appearances of the Duchess of Kent. The couple 'celebrated' their Diamond Anniversary in June this year, but it wasn't marked at all showing that they are almost entirely separated despite sharing a residence.
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    The grand Old Duke of Kent

    In other news I noticed that the Duchess of Cambridge physically presented the trophies yesterday even though it is traditionally the Duke's role. Did the Duke physically present the trophy or was it only done in his presence?
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    The grand Old Duke of Kent

    Interview with the Duke of Kent.
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    Winnie Ewing

    A failure. She won't live to see her ambition.
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    Room 101

    That’s because you’re ignorant.
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