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That is when BBC News is next on.. All very well, but you forgot one simple thing. Most people on twitter are cocks. Cocks who are now having breakdowns that they weren't able to visit their dying grannies in hospital (who they mostly never bothered their arses with before the pandemic) and how unfair it is to them that Prince Charles is allowed to visit HIS dad just because they are Royalty! 'Do they think they are special like?' Cocks.

I always presumed it was luck of the draw as to who announced it. Whoever is hanging about at the right time...

Perhaps its all a ploy to entomb her alive in the vault when she pitches up for the funeral.

That’s were he is ended up. At St George’s Chapel, Windsor. I think you are all reading too much into the visit. Could've been breaking the news about Mr and Mrs Hewitt.

Melt it in a bottle and charge $2 for it. Even better.

Melt the snow = water

I hear there is a water shortage in Texas because of heavy snowfall. How does that work then?

Simon McCoy: "Hold my beer...".

He's not ill. He's only there for his regular transfusion of virgin's blood. Its the lizard way.

I reckon Mr and Mrs Henry Hewitt will be relived he's being monitored. Still safe to travel through tunnels for the time being...

How fucking dare you! The Queen will be the first Protestant Saint!

No it isn't. Captain Tom was older than George Shultz.

Dead. It will soon be announced that she had the coronavirus.

The poor bastard had no choice but to live - they've minted the coins, printed the stamps and made the tea towels for his birthday. Unless they have hedged their bets with the designs. So instead of saying Happy Birthday, they just give his centenary dates 1921-2021.

I didn't grass them. This time... I just slammed my bedroom door really really loud to let them know I was furious. Which seems to have worked as things died down fairly quickly after that. Clearly I'm a scary Mo-Fo.

Jean Marie le Pen. To keep things on theme.

What a cunt.

She’ll want to surpass Louis XIV’s 72 year reign which would make her the worlds longer serving proper monarch ever. I think this occurs when she turns 98. After that she’ll just be reigning for shits and giggles and trolling Charles about it.

He'll be fine. It's all Harry and Meghan's fault for going on Oprah. His blood pressure must've skyrocketted.

President Harris is trending on Twitter...because she had two phonecalls with world leaders. Presumably Republicans have forgotten that VPs aren't just there to lick their bosses arse.

@Toast? and @Windsor? Maybe... Doubtless they'll confirm or deny.  Death is an essential part of the monarchy. Renewal. One day the Queen will be dead, but the King will still be alive.

My upstairs neighbour has decided to host an illegal party/gathering on a Monday night in the room directly above this grumpy fuckers bedroom. If it’s not over by midnight this could be an expensive night for her and her guests...

Peter Falk. He has Alzheimers.

Legendary tutor from my University days, Byron Criddle has died aged 78 due to COVID.

Gutted for them. That's them back in the spotlight...which they clearly hate.