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  1. Windsor

    Shadow Lists

    The Duchess of Grafton is the grumpy bitch often seen with Queen. Lady Saltoun wore a dodgy hat to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s wedding and the Earl of Elgin was once the national president of the Boys’ Brigade. How’s that not famous? :-D
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    Shadow Lists

    Is the shadow list an actual deadpool competition and if so...what qualifies someone as being famous.
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    Jimmy Carter

    He won't be at Carter's funeral, no matter what!!!! Trump is not going to have anything to do with the Former Presidents' Club at all! And the former Presidents like it that way, who can blame them I suspect you are probably right. The only way I can see him attending is for attention to himself. I can imagine him going to Hillary's funeral and Biden's funeral just to remind both corpses that he beat them. That's providing he is invited to such events (remember Barbara Bush) and he isn't impeached. If he is impeached there would presumably have no right to attend.
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    Larry King

    My second shadow hit. Both were actually famous too...
  5. He's leaving the United States to live in Alaska and Hawaii. Class. American patriot. Hope he chooses Hawaii.
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    Bill Clinton

    Lots of people in the spotlight have, including Prince Charles. I presumed its because they can't get professional make up etc done due to Covid.
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    George P. Shultz

    But he's wearing a plaster on his hand?
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    They Say We're Sick

    Typical night out in Fraserburgh, mate. Some wanker always takes it too far.
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    Joe Biden

    There is literally nothing wrong with him other than being slightly aged. I’d be surprised if he didn’t complete his term on health grounds.
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    Joe Biden

    On the basis that Biden serves 4 years and that his successor (whoever it may be) manages a full 2 term presidency, what are the odds on Obama being the only living former President by 19th January 2033, the day before Biden's potential 2 term successor becomes a former President? Carter will have been long dead. Clinton, Bush and Trump would each be 86 years old. Biden would be 90 years old. I'd bet Clinton and Trump will have pegged it by then, Bush has good genes but not much else so might make it. I think Biden might live into his 90s; we only perceive him as being ill because he ancient, being a full 3 years older than the healthiest president in American history. What's your bets?
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    Room 101

    Careful now. You'll have the thought police at your door. The woman can do no wrong.
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    Bill Clinton

    Never realised that napping was a terminal illness.
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    Joe Biden

    I don't understand the criticism. Would you have left your mother in the nursing home?
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    Jimmy Carter

    That is surely the most Presidents America has had in such a short timespan. Two deaths (eventually 3 with Lincoln) and all effectively single terms.
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    Room 101

    Just noticed my brother-in-law stumping for Trump on a Facebook comments section. How mortifying...
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    Room 101

    I've had an account for years but rarely use it. I think I will continue that habit.
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    Room 101

    Made the mistake of reading Twitter regarding Joe Biden. There are some real stupid fuckers.
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    Faye Dunaway

    How did you know I was white?
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    Donald J Trump

    Best President since Lincoln...who was so popular he got shot in the head.
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    Room 101

    I follow the Royal Family on Facebook because they are just lovely! The comments left though are, on the whole, quite fucking irritating. All’s it takes is for one unfortunate poster to mix HRH titles with HM titles and they all pounce! THAT TITLE BELONGS TO THE QUEEN! And then they explain it in the most pompous way possible, taking sharp inhales of their own farts as they go. My most favourite posts are the ones which involve anything to do with the Duchess of Cornwall. Even if she personally discovered the cure for cancer, if she is in the picture the Diana fans would react with angry face emojis. The reason they are my most favourite is I hate Diana fans and enjoy replying to their deranged comments usually along the following lines: Allegation: Diana died because of you! My usual reply: the paparazzi didn’t chase her down that tunnel because Camilla wanted photos of Diana. They did it because obsessed fans like you wanted more pictures. Allegation: When middle aged women note that Camilla is fat and ugly compared to Diana. My reply: It was comments like that which led to Diana spewing up her ringer on a regular basis. Through these efforts I’m hopeful of an MBE from King Charlie...because clearly they read the comments section.
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    Donald J Trump

    I don't know why the Trump supporters haven't called out CNN for even more Fake News. They claim that he will be the first President in 152 years to skip his successor's inauguration. Incorrect. I've never seen any photos of President Kennedy at Johnson's inauguration! #AlternativeFacts Jokes aside, this is technically false as Nixon buggered off from the White House about half an hour before Ford was sworn in.
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    Betty White

    Betty White says yer shite.
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    Phil Spector

    The first hit of my shadow list 2021. I noticed he had been put into the medical wing of his prison so thought I'd give him a punt.
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    The Remakable Banshees Scream

    I noted that our old friend Banshees Scream has not been present on the forum since 20th January 2017. The last inauguration day... Has anybody ever seen Donald Trump and Banshees Scream in the same place at the same time. If I recall, he was also a resident of New York...
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    World's Oldest

    Well I hope some of you are going to fire up google to let us know if this is the first time this has happened?!
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