Windsor

I wish she would just fucking go.

Did they not hear that he's not going to be there?

Yes.

A cool 182nd place shared for me. You'd think I'd be better at this after 15 years...

For than alone I feel a Quantum of Solace...

I attended in 2019. Possibly her last garden party? :O

I thought Air Force One was a designation rather than an actual aircraft?

I don't know what her husband saw when he was at her bedside but it was clearly a 'View to Kill'.

The Duke of Edinburgh thinks plaque unveiling is a legitimate job and thus being in the contention to be the best plaque unveiler of all time must surely be a legitimate claim to fame?

News has emerged that an official aircraft used by Donald Trump in the past is scheduled to arrive in Scotland the day before Biden's inauguration. I think we now know why Sturgeon went for full lockdown today...

Shame she wasn't in 'You Only Live Twice'.

Sadly there are too few SNP members to make a DDP theme team...

Unless they moved him to the morgue?

There are probably a few illegitimates knocking about...

At least he's not so pathetic he has to rush to his podium to announce it first. Although granted he is still pathetic...not just as pathetic.

It may surprise learned friends of the forum that I am not overly critical of Nicola Sturgeon's tyranny with the COIVD-19. What is starting to get on my tits are the loyal cybernats who feel the need to praise her for locking them in their hoose for a month. "You're doing it for us, Nicola". "The measures should be stricter, Nicola". "We're so lucky, Nicola". If she went round their house and gave them a Glasgow kiss they would be right on the Facebook showing off their blackeyes as some sort of honour. Yet it is the Unionists who are the sheep. Baaaa.

I don't believe such accusations have ever been thrown my way before... Being a cunt is above politics.

Because he's a cunt.

You could obtain his death certificate. Probably more accurate than a breaking news article...

Much of it was practically filling time to stretch I out the episode. Like having her in prison at the start only so the companions could say they got used to normal life when it would’ve been just as easy to say they missed normal life. Or killing off another female British PM. Or practically everything about that two-but Trump character.

If he dies, make sure you report it in his own thread.

None of the above would be a big miss.

Never believe the Daily Express. or Paul Burrell

Shit. Ah well. There's still the COVID.

My Tom Smith's a rugby player. Unless he is already dead.