Windsor

Yes, but they are all shit. Belgians are part-timers. Spanish are on the way out. Japanese have gone to hippy.

He has always claimed the opposite to my knowledge. Not that we're pen pals or anything.

He is from Glasgow I think. So he bucked his life expectancy when he turned 50. Also, it was the media claiming it so it must be true...

The problem with him is he genuinely doesn't seem to give a fuck if he lives to 100 or not. He presumably gets a card from his wife every year anyway...

He was supposed to have weeks to live last January. But here we are...

I went with the bad choice of picking reasonably famous people again. My bad! Bill Turnbull Prince Philip Bob Dole Sir Michael Parkinson Rush Limbaugh Raul Castro Juan Carlos I James Martin (Scottish Actor) Peter Tobin Glynis Johns James Whale Fortune FitzRoy, Duchess of Grafton Earl of Elgin Tom Smith Olivia Newton John Leon Spinks Lesley Phillips Jimmy Greaves Desmond Tutu Loretta Lynn

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Jean-Marie Le Pen

How very dare you...

My 2021 Shadowlist. I was lazier than normal this year but at least you've probably heard of about 90% of them. That counts for something these days, right? 1. Bill Turnbull 2. Prince Philip 3. Bob Dole 4. Sir Michael Parkinson 5. Rush Limbaugh 6. Raul Castro 7. Juan Carlos I 8. James Martin (Scottish Actor) 9. Peter Tobin 10. Glynis Johns 11. James Whale 12. Dowager Duchess of Grafton 13. Earl of Elgin 14. Tom Smith 15. Olivia Newton John 16. Leon Spinks 17. Lesley Phillips 18. Jimmy Greaves 19. Desmond Tutu 20. Loretta Lynn 21. George Shultz 22. Trevor Peacock 23. Beverly Cleary 24. Lady Saltoun of Abernethy 25. Phil Collins 26. Athur Scargill 27. June Spencer 28. Captain Sir Tom Moore 29. Bob Barker 30. Richard Wilson 31. Sandra Day O'Connor 32. Winnie Ewing 33. Thelma Barlow 34. Abdelaziz Bouteflika 35. Lord Tebbit 36. Buzz Aldrin 37. Ozzy Osbourne 38. Linda Nolan 39. Doreen Mantle 40. Larry King 41. Tim Curry 42. Donald Trump 43. King Salman of Saudi Arabia 44. Phil Spector 45. Yoko Ono 46. King Harald V of Norway 47. Prince Edward, Duke of Kent 48. Mohammed al Fayed 49. Rosalyn Carter 50. Jimmy Carter

Is this based on the runaway success of your 2020 shadowlist?

People only make this thread so early because they get boners about having created one of the biggest threads of the year. As such, I'm gutted I left it so late this year!

The Scottish Parliament is having a special meeting today for a bit of Brexit grandstanding while they have locked the rest of us up in tier 4. I'm sure the faithful will come from far and wide to listen to our great jailer's opinion on matters she has no power over.

Maybe the senate republicans and republican representatives were just seen to be less of a massive cunt than that massive cunt Trump. Did you ever consider that?

I think Charles will likely abdicate after a transitional reign. He is nothing if not controversial. He knows his reign will break no records in terms of longevity, so he will be looking for other ways to make history. Starting the tradition of abdication might just do the ticket.

She might abdicate. Back in 1947, or whatever, when she made that much referenced speech she probably thought she'd live to see 85 max.

They have their own private fucking chapel at Windsor. Their own fucking church. So they didn't need to leave the castle you fucking dingbat.

There was non worship. You dingbat. They aren't at Sandringham.

You’ve always felt that way have you?

Na. You really don't.

The Daily Express pretending to have inside information on the Royals again even though we kinda guessed that at 94 and 99 the pair of them were going to be at the front of the queue even before taking into account their royal status...

I believe the real question is why you like our fish so much?

Pence is going to die in jail with a big black cock up him. 2021 or 22.

COVID has barely affected my social life. I've always viewed holidays as being both a waste of money and a waste of time. A day off on the other hand is pure bliss...

In my top 50...but sadly died so close to January it feels like more of a hassle...