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Bob Dole. Because he’s American and old.

He doesn’t get the job automatically if the PM dies. There is no such thing as an acting Prime Minister. You are either the Prime Minister, or you aren’t. As there is no automatic succession the cabinet would need to chose the next PM from among themselves.

I’m not going to show you my warnings but they are definitely better than yours.

I don’t recall any of them creating a situation where the deaths of 100,000 Americans is the best outcome?

After disappearing down a Wikipedia rabbit hole recently I noticed David Jason turned 80 this year. Doesnt strike me as the type to go on and on and on...

Clearly never heard of lockdown. I’d wager most people now have nothing better to do than argue with strangers on the internet. That’s why I’m here...

Good to see you back! You will quickly find that I’m no longer the worst thing about this forum. The calibre has got much, much worse.

Are you trying to hurt my feelings? It’s just I’ve been around considerably longer than you and I can’t remember anything about you. You’re that impactful. See you in another quarter ye giant bellend.

Na. I just go on dates with old ladies and role play.

That’s not what you said the first time ye wee wanker.

Because that makes sense. Try again. It sounded like it might be classy if you actually said it properly.

Oh fuck off. This is my thread for my problems. Take yours somewhere else.

Another thing I hate is how in the age if 24 hour news we know what somebody’s going to say in a speech before they say it. ive just read what the Queen will say tomorrow. In just about ever major speech any politicians give we know hours in advance “so in so to say....”. Well why bother with the speech? Just realise a fucking statement and save everyone’s time.

Like I said - full whack! Mind you, should stand me in good stead if redundancies follow...

Being kept on at work while every other bastard is getting full whack to stay at home. its difficult at the top...

There is no logic in monarchy. It’s all accident of birth you bloody fool. Have you been reading the American tabloids again? I noted on Twitter that the Diana fans were out in force saying Charles getting Coronavirus was karma for what he did to Diana. Naturally I asked them if it was karma that caused Diana to smash into that wall. Long story short, they were NOT happy...

My MSP Stewart Stevenson is stepping down. Banffshire and Buchan Coast. I’ll wager he stands in this constituency based on the fact he was the ‘popular’ Banff and Buchan MP for many years. The local party apparently wanted a woman to replace Stevenson but they’ll jizz everywhere if they get Salmond. Even if he is an adultering old perv who preys on women.

What a load of old shit! On the bright side, I look forward to seeing the split in the SNP developing because Salmond blames Nicola.

But they have so many flunkies to help spread it to them.

I nearly died from it but was saved when my mam managed to grab me a family pack of toilet rolls. Lifesaver.

Sound ideal to me. She must’ve had the satisfaction of seeing many, many enemies die before her...

These fuckwits on Facebook randomly offering their help to the vulnerable on very public pages due to the coronavirus. Fuck off you attention-seeking like-whore fucks! You’ll probably be the one that kills them!

Possibly know someone with the virus - both she and her husband showing the symptoms but not offered a test so they don’t know if they have it or not. Regardless, they’ll survive.

I was trying to find an update on Zsa Zsa Gabor's health when I found this. She claims that "Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Gerald Ford and Jerry Lewis will all die this year". Where Prince Philip's health will "really head down" this year. So what do we think of her predictions?

Yes. Because there is no evidence at all that Trump is the greater pervert...