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Inspired by the number of famous deaths in 2016, and further buoyed on by idleness I have chosen more proper celebrities these days. Donald Trump wasn't intended to be on the DDP but was brought on as a sub. Still a chance he could die in 2017 so not too fussed. Windsor the Troll 1. Leah Bracknell 2. Sir Bruce Forsyth 3. Buzz Aldrin 4. Greg Gilbert (Joker) 5. Jim Bowen 6. Rev Billy Graham 7. Clive James 8. Glen Campbell 9. Robert Mugabe 10. Steve Sumner 11. Liz Dawn 12. Donald J. Trump 13. Olivia de Havilland 14. Jimmy Snuka 15. Richard Wilson 16. Sean Connery 17. Gerald Kaufman 18. Prunella Scales 19. Stephen Hawking 20. Desmond Tutu

Yeah that's right. The Queen is going to kill herself on the word of a PM who has been around for all of 5 minutes... Then again the truth no longer depends on facts, only opinions...

They can fuck off. She owns their dusty shitty island and if they don't like that they should give back control to the aboriginals. Canadian Republicans are raising their voices, too, apparently... Any words for them?http://globalnews.ca/news/3145545/majority-of-canadians-say-ties-to-monarchy-should-be-cut-when-queen-dies-poll/?utm_source=Article&utm_medium=EditorsPick&utm_campaign=2015 Canadians are pretty much a non-entity. The main problem they have is a large proportion of their population is French, and we all know what they are like!

You can't call him a racist. He's 96 which means its just old peoples talk. Although I can't really use that to explain the first 80 years...

They can fuck off. She owns their dusty shitty island and if they don't like that they should give back control to the aboriginals. ​Anyway, the Royal Mint have released the coins designs for 2017! Unlike in 1997 and 2007 they have not released the Wedding Anniversary design for 2017. That would suggest they are not 100% confident both will make it to November! ​But they probably will.

Which ones do you mean, Windsor? General circulation and commemoratives. As far as I'm aware they are still stamping her head on them, so that's not an issue. But 2017 will see the 65th anniversary of accession and her and the Duke's 70th anniversary which you would expect to feature in the £5 coins...unless you think they may not live to see it (anniversary is in November). I would have thought they would carry on as normal with designs. They don't actually go into circulation until quite a bit later, do they? I don't think I've had any 2016 coins yet, except for a Peter Rabbit 50p which i bought on ebay as iIwanted it as a present for somebody's new baby. Oh, and I've got one of the new £2 coins with Britannia on. I agree. But they are normally revealed in November and struck ready for the coming year. Edward VIII coins were struck and dated 1937 and had to be withdrawn after he abdicated in December 1936.

No. Because he has never been a King.

It'll go to Charles. If the royals go down the 'pick and choose' route then they're signing their own metaphorical death warrant. That's the law. It's not an item for ducyssion. Just as the wife of a King is a Queen...not a Princess Consort.

Which ones do you mean, Windsor? General circulation and commemoratives. As far as I'm aware they are still stamping her head on them, so that's not an issue. But 2017 will see the 65th anniversary of accession and her and the Duke's 70th anniversary which you would expect to feature in the £5 coins...unless you think they may not live to see it (anniversary is in November).

When you see all this hysteria caused by a cold, you wonder how people will actually react if she were to fall seriously ill or even die! The Royal Family have been the subject of fake news by trashy American magazines for years. The Queen has long been dying, while Charles and Camilla attempt to deny Diana's kids of their right to take the throne next which is infuriating the scheming Duchess of Cambridge! The one thing I had noted though: the Royal Mint usually release their coin designs in early November. So far they have not been released yet.

Its been a busy year. I've come back and the old crowd appear to have taken flight! I don't post so much because I'm just too busy being an important person. So important infact that I have spent much of the year looking over my shoulder in the fear that the grim reaper was about to add me to his tally of famous younger dead people in 2016. I'm actually a bit offended that he didn't - such a snub...

Due to the death of Debbie Reynolds, Donald Trump finds himself promoted to my DDP (he happened to be number 21 on the list and so was put as a sub). If any other members of my DDP die, the Duke of Edinburgh was number 22 so... In place of Reynolds, who took the place of Carrie Fisher, I have added Mario Soares to my shadow list. See how long that lasts.

The stress of losing a daughter is too much for an old lady like Debbie. Sad, but not surprising. I feel sorry for her granddaughter, Billie Lourde, who might lose her mum and a grandma within a week. Hopefully not though. Two weeks would be perfect though...

I'll string up the #rebelscum myself! Lynching is however, definitely illegal. Surely not when its in the name of the Crown?

I'll string up the #rebelscum myself!

Debbie Reynolds has been rushed to hospital suffering a 'medical emergency'. Potentially the first blow to my DDP. Well....second.

Lyndon Johnson died on the day of Richard Nixons 2nd inauguration, which meant there were no living ex presidents from then till Nixons resignation for the only time since world war 2 at least I'm guessing Nixon didn't turn up to Ford's or Carter's? Gerald Ford didn't have a fancy inauguration - much like Lyndon Johnson whose only VIP attendee was a blood-spattered ex-first lady. Gerald Ford would have been at Jimmy Carter's inauguration as the outgoing president. The thing which makes me laugh is that Presidents tend to make a bigger effort to attend presidential funerals. So this means if Bill goes first, The Donald will be expected to attend his funeral. If the Donald goes first, Bill will be expected to attend and as a First Lady you'd expect Hillary to be there (as at the Trump Inauguration). If I were a Clinton or a Bush I would stay away from the inauguration out of principle. The man savaged their families, and I would hope that unlike the likes of Mitt Romney and Ted Cruz, they'll show a bit of self respect and not go kissing Trump's ass! Anyway - back to more important things. Have I won the Jimmy Carter sweepstake yet?

You're all a bunch of perverts. Leave Elizabeth Alone!

I think the bonus is a positive change, which will help bring back a bit of fun to the DDP and reward players for playing in the spirit of the game! I'm siding with Predictor on this one. SC And by reading the names on your signature I can see why! ​Its a celebrity deadpool. If it hadn't been for 'research' you wouldn't know half those people from Adam! ​Anyway. I was hoping not to have to argue on this matter this year.

I think the bonus is a positive change, which will help bring back a bit of fun to the DDP and reward players for playing in the spirit of the game!

Well done on your 3,000 post.

Thanks. I'm going to have to alter my list. Forgot about King Michael of Romania... Clearly I'm slipping up with the Royals.

I've put my rather uninspiring list for 2017 on my signature. Regarding the Trump debate I have put him on my top 50 because: - If you compare him to past US presidents, he is more out of shape than all of them bar Bush Snr. - Despite his billionaire status he is known to be a fan of fast food. - We still haven't seen a credible medical which he refused to release during the campaign. - Despite the ring of security around him assassination is still a possibility. - As discussed, I wouldn't rule out an inside job either (and I say that as someone who hates conspiracy theories). Besides...its all good fun just to add him for shits and giggles...

The Duke of Edinburgh. Just because its still 2016...

It happens in our Tesco too. Fucking pain in the arse, isn't it? I'd go to ASDA, but our ones all pikey...