Windsor

Ah, well - you'll be wanting to direct that observation at a few others as well as me, then. Don't worry. He's just jealous because no ones talking about him.

Being his 'campaign manager', I feel this gives me an ideal oppertunity to mention my candidates name. How about the former King of Cambodia, Sihanouk. He's over 80 and has cancer with a side of various other illnesses.

Of course, we have our own in-house Royals expert! What was I thinking?? My most profoundest apologies, Windsor! Wasn't implying that the position needed filling, I was simply trying to get Entropy more thematically involved. Yes I know, Earl Gloomy is very good in the Royalty thing. Especially with European Royalty.

Magere, you appear to have lost a contact lens. Judging by your avatar that is.

Your knowledge lets you down Elspeth/Entropy. (I noticed you dodged the question). How about the current Earl of Harewood? Son of Princess Mary the former Princess Royal, daughter of the late King George V. He recently had a heart operation (don't ask me of the details) and is over 80 years of age.

I'm doubting any deaths on halloween this year. GMT shows only 2 and a bit hours left. Any takers for All Saints Day (or whatever its called)....

Actually I think its quite straight forward. You're just S**t at spelling like me. No great mystery.

Hoy! You start on one of us you start on us all!!

If I'm not mistaken that man has gone quite insane. He probably claims that he can predict deaths these days.....

King Fahds already dead and Prince Philip is in very good health.

Congratulations on becoming a twunt Tempus.

Halloween was invented by dentists in order to make a bit of extra cash by rotting kids teeth. It can't be easy being a dentist in the US with all those perfect teeth.....

I can't believe that we have stooped to this level. We are so desperate for a good old Pete rant that we are begging for them!

Unlike Boudicca's avatar, I think I have captured a perfect, lifelike picture of Diana. (Give me about 5 secs to chnge avatar)

Well that was fairly random . My Inbox is now cleared (I'm so popular) so you may respond now Elspeth/Entropy.

Look you, stop being smart and start ranting. Lets get it over with.....

I was actually calling the Diana freaks 'saddos' as for the rest of that post, I'm completely innocent. Obviously I'm seen as a threat - I may let slip that the Royals aren't perfect and all hell would break loose.

What Entropy doesn't realise is that she is helping me reach post twuntdom even faster than I planned with all these posts. Looks like the Royal Forums has benefitted me after all. Banshees: I have been a monarchist for years now and so I joined the Royal Forum because I thought it would be of general interest. Then Diana's anniversary came up and I was angered at the respect this woman recieved for almost taking down the Windsors. In my anger, I reported the the site to deathlisters who I knew would express their opinion. A windsor here and a windsor there is probably what gave me up.

I was a member of deathlist before I discovered the Royal Forums. Didn't see that one coming oh great one, did you.

Inwhich case, let me back and I shall raise that point with the rest of your members. I'm waiting for a reply from that PM I sent you - chop chop darling.

Yes.

I was actually enjoying myself this time, I met some of your more human members. If anything you are simply jealous that some people have the ability to move their mouths into something called a smile. BTW, the Gay Catholic looking for the hats is Boudicca - I'll be damned if she's getting to stay after I've been banned. I keep thinking of thr letters BB when I talk to you here - thats not your initials is it. Goodness I sound like Banshees Scream.....

For all who missed it, it may have been this that gave me away. In all fairness, I think I went by the book this time. I even complemented Diana...

Honestly Banshees, these posts arn't doing you any favours. They will result in resentment towards you.

Oh poo!