Clive's NOT Dunn

Let's hope so.

Here is a HaikuTo discuss masturbation Masturbation's fun That's not bad SCThough this one is much better But I would say that What do you know, eh?Your Haiku stinks of dog-doo! Mine was the shiznit. Haiku's for tossersJust like the cherry blossom In the market square Misplaced Childhood, Hein? Several. regards, Hein Marillions in fact.

I've heard he has a face like a chewed toffee and is a bit of an old humbug.

Mr.Hopkins got promoted. At this time he seems to be in a very deep state of confusion, yet appreciation. I think he will get back to being himself sometime soon. Thank you BS, is it a case of the chicken ovulation boiler turned enthusiatic custodian?

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em eh? All together now, 'It's like ra-a-ain, on your wedding day...' What the heck is going on?

Here is a Haiku To discuss masturbation Masturbation's fun That's not bad SC Though this one is much better But I would say that What do you know, eh? Your Haiku stinks of dog-doo! Mine was the shiznit. Haiku's for tossers Just like the cherry blossom In the market square regards, Hein Misplaced Childhood, Hein? Try again as me! Misplaced Childhood, Hein? I've been away, rumours of death greatly exaggerated and all that.

Every now and then whilst chuckling along with the witty musings of the forum, I happen upon references to weatherman and his postings (rants). I've searched the back catalogue but without much luck, can anyone point me in the right direction?

We'd better all lock up our chickens. Whatever you do dont count 'em though.

I had a "ripe" cataract removed a few weeks back. Despite the claims of the ophthalmologist that I wouldn't feel a thing I can assure the world that it is more than a "little uncomfortable" when someone sticks a needle in your eye.

That plumber is a bad example. After all, there's also a gravitational time dilation effect near heavy masses. Plumbers, as the name of their trade suggests, use lots of lead, the heaviness of which is proverbial. I suggest balloonist as an example of a non-time-dilated profession. regards, Hein What if I had picked a different plumber? Everyone knows ballonists don't age at all

My point exactly oh svelte one. As morbid interest tends to rise in proportion to age, it's likely we would have lost the 'odd' member since the birth of DL.net Perhaps it would be useful if DL members could leave "in the event of my death" instructions. Maybe in a similar style to the organ donor card. Just for the record, I'm not dead I just smell that way.

This might have been asked before but have any regular users of this fine site joined the great webmaster in the sky? I suppose it would be a little tricky for the deceased to post and tells us and its not probably high on the list of the kin's duties to come on here and announce it but I am curious. I suppose the best chance would be a subscriber with a terminal illness who could pre warn us. Perhaps we could start a Deathlist forum deathlist?

It stands to reason they should live longer. According to Einstein's theory of time dilation the faster one travels, the slower time passes, relative to the spectators perception. Given a lifetime behind the wheel of a formula one car, someone like Stirling Moss will live many billionths of a second longer than he would have had he been a plumber.

No sh*t?

Not sure, but I guess the gottee will double as a useful hand hold for some Ho Chi Minh prison, "Bull Queen".

Maybe it was his silken tongue they liked. Gift wrapped.

You gotta pick a pocket or two.

Dodging days are over. Sky News reports "Jack Wild dead at 53".

I'll keep an eye out.

Police have today admitted that George Best was not in fact buried in Belfast last week and that in retrospect the decision to cremate him in Hemel Hempstead on Sunday morning might have been a mistake.

George Best was a great footballer but in a different version of the sport than Paul Gascoigne played in. Having been a fan of both I suspect Gazza would have coped better as a player in the early days than Besty would today. Check out some of the guys GB was waltzing past in the recent never ending footage! (albeit on pitches resembling WW1 battlefields).

Was he burned in a fire at all? No that's barbecue sauce, Tom used to use it instead of suntan oil. Welsh sausage anyone?

Welcome Godot, I joined for much the same reason. I know what you mean with regard the clique, it's similar feeling to when I first joined the Garrick back in '22. Stick with it though, they are a witty and diverse bunch. And remember people are dying to get on here.

To be serious for a minute, I think on dullness Robert Robinson is beaten hands down by Phil Drabble, who incidentally is 92 in '06. A quote from Drabble's Wiki page: "He took few holidays, travelled abroad only a couple of times, and was proud to have never lived more than 20 miles from his place of birth." And if you ever had the misfortune, to have had to sit through an entire episode of "One man and his dog", You'll know what an eternity feels like. I can't let that pass. OMAHD was the height of excitement. The outrun, the drive and as for the shedding ring well... What could be better entertainment than watching old men whistling at sheep. You need to stay in more.

That's what I thought. We have a Tv in the office with the sound down. I thought he was doing his usual and going on about how much he loves Scotland whilst living abroad. I thought I'd check out his age on wiki as he was looking a bit ancient, but it seems he is a lot worse than he looked!