in eternum+

Yeah yeah yeah. Nice try, One-Point-Six Boy.

Whilst perusing my vital stats just now, I discovered that after months and months and months of posting 2.4 posts per day, my average has dropped to 2.2. Gutted!

No worries BHB, the jury's still out on that one. But rest assured: once I know, you'll know. I'll have you know that my beard and mullitt are legendery! (BTW - I would recommend against listening to what certain DeathListers say about members; let's face it... they have just as much - if not less - knowledge about what other members look like as anyone else. You could tell them anything and they'd believe you!) Please do feel free to continue imagining me as the Great Viking; it would be my honour and pleasure.

But you were very sensitive when we girls were talking about pvc underwear SC I enjoyed your company SC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ...................... .............. ............... . :flame: . ............. ............... ........ @ ........ ............... ******* ..................... AGERE.... ............... EIN May you continue to be fabulous for years to come! (I apologise for the lack of artistic quality to the above, but I blame emoticon limitations )

I've even been told not to put CD's, computer games or DVD's on my lists because 'they're not proper presents' even though my mum will ask me to get CD's for her occasionally. Quite how a pair of black socks with SEX sequinned on one and GOD sequinned on the other counts as proper I've no idea. This was last year.. Still, can't beat my grandparents for great presents, I may have menitoned this before. Me and my brother got given matching silk cravats once; no-one knows why, the secret went to the grave with them. Not only were cravats a ridiculous selection on so many levels anyway, I was 8 and my brother was 12 years old at the time, so even more puzzling. Well, if the socks match the cravat, you're set, wardrobe-wise that is. BTW - the socks sound HOTT!

Happily 'I do' is something I'll never say drunk or sober, unless replying to the question 'who wants another drink?' Really? You obviously simply haven't met the right large, bearded, mullitt-topped darts player yet...

.......... . ...... ......... ... .. ... ...... .......... .......... . ongratulations T4H! May you and your new spouse be happy for years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years to come! Chuck that bad boy in the calendar...

I scored 10. Phew! A couple less syndromes to worry about...

No, I wasn't calling you a liar, Banshees. It was more a comment on the usual quality of your grammar, syntax, and spelling.

BHB I'm under the impression that someone is joyfully editing my posts often. That's it Banshees - blame the rogue editor...

I'm not Windsor

Been getting you friends to post on here have you Iain? Blimey, his IP address and yours are identical. Care to explain? Are YOU Iain in disguise? If I'm reading this corrently, you are accusing Handrejka of being Iain. Am I reading this correctly?

Very impressive! Did you get his autograph? Further visits from Mr Ward could be put to use in terms of getting insight into the world of dying hockey players.

Hippos and Birdies Star Crossed! I'll save you a birthday stroke, redeemable at the next DL convention.

Wow! Pavarotti and I have more in common than I thought! That's exactly how I feel about his singing...

Amazing! That's exactly what I look like in real life!

That's how I feel about posts which consist only of emoticons, or like when Six just blindly agrees with everything someone else posts. That's how I feel about members who post over and over and over and over again whinging about iain.

Maybe the problem is the opposite... maybe the more press coverage we get, the more we become the norm: the site therefore seems less unusual and there is then less to rant about. ***Gasp!*** Have we become institutionalised??

But we haven't had proper and/or multiplicitous ranters around here for ages. I heard a rumour a while back that guests were disallowed from posting in the Names Forum, but I don't think that's true as there have been some recent guest posters. It seems to me the number of ranters dropped dramatically after that incident with the guest who posted a zillion times under several ladies' names; that was around the same time, I think, as the Guest Who Took Over The World! Board. I remember that defensive action was taken at the time; perhaps the Crimson Alert - or whatever anti-nuisance alert we were put on - was reduced but never fully removed. Are we are now on Violet Alert? Have we had some of our personal freedom revoked, and I didn't even notice? Good god people!: what price our security, at what cost can we preserve our freedoms?

Me too, I wonder where they go when they're not here. The Royal Forums?

I concur with CO's response directly above. Is it really so hard to write correctly, even if it's 'only' an online forum?

I miss the ranters!

Goodness! A real, live ranter! They've been scare in these parts of late; in fact, I thought they might be extinct. Perhaps this one missed the cull.

Really? I always thought there was! That would explain it, then...