Tempus Fugit

"Kilts are known the world over as a uniquely Scottish way of dressing. The exact origins of the kilt in Scotland are lost in the mists of time, but it is thought that the kilt was used as a form of blanket at night and then served double duty as a warm garment worn during the day. The ancient kilt was much longer than it's modern counterpart. Curiously it is an Englishman, Thomas Rawlinson, who is credited as the inventor of the modern short style of kilt". He only invented it as an April Fool, and the Scots fell for it.

Ahhhh, Bonny Scotland, The land of the deep fried mars bar and deep fried pizza and deep fried everything. Coronary country.

Harold Pinter has now cancelled that Academy speech, due to ill health instead a pre-recorded one will be given.

I suppose in the modern age of acting an actor goes for both men and women. I don't think it should be. The word actress was created for a purpose. Sadly some things have changed. We now call sitcoms Reality TV. Quite right Banshees, female comics are comediennes not comedians, otherwise why does the word exist. Do waitresses want to be called waiters now?

The Patriot Act is weak, when compared to the UK equivalent, The Civil Contingencies Act 2004., this innocuously titled Act gives incredible powers to Ministers of the Crown if the Prime Minister declares an emergency. The definition of an emergency in this Act is so broad as to enable almost any situation to be so classified.

Vic Power, a four times all-star and gold glove winner(Something to do with Baseball) Has died aged 78.

Unless Joan has had a very bad sex change op, she's a comedienne, not a comedian

Au contraire! The death penalty guarantees no more bad behaviour, no more burden to tax payers. Sounds like a good citizen to me.

If your spurious contentions are true, then the perpetrators of the deed would also have an inkling.

Darcus Howe a first class S**t stirer, and Joan Rivers was stupid enough to bite.

South African opera star Deon van der Walt, has died aged 47. He was found shot to death, along with his father. Apparently a family squabble that ended rather badly.

Joan has definitely gone too far on the Cosmetic surgery. I suppose if she has any more procedures, she could die under the knife.

His name is Banshees scream, And he's had a precognitive dream, Someone on the Deathlist, Will soon be sorely missed, Of course he cannot say for sure, As his powers are piss poor.

Aren't The Sun pro Blair? Didn't their front page call those MP's who voted against Blairs 90 day internment plan "Traitors".

I think it highly unlikely Dennis Waterman is about to meet his maker. What the hell have large teeth got to do with imminent demise? What is really annoying me though, is that Sweeney is spelt Sweaney(sic) Spelling now corrected.

Any newly elected PM who has the nerve to quote St. Francis of Assisi on the threshold of No.10, deserves a bloody good beatification; with baseball bats.

So if you believe Estelle has a 70% of dying this year, how about a wager? If she dies this year I'll change my sig for one month to " Canadian Paul is akin to a God". If she doesn't die this year then you change your sig for a month to " Tempus Fugit is akin to a god". The sigs should be in large bold type.

I think every DeathList should have on it, One religious leader. One old Nazi. One old communist And Clive Dunn.

Play this excellent Pornalike quiz. or try Gruesome twosome

Tony Meehan, one of the founder members of "The Shadows". He played drums on the early Cliff Richard and Shadows instrumental hits. He died aged 62, after suffering an accident at home.

John Pilger knows a thing or two about Police States. He says Britain is rapidly becoming a Democratic Police State.

20th Century Europe, God what a bore, nothing happening there, apart from: WWI WWII The Russian revolution The Cold War The collapse of the USSR. Move along please nothing to see in the 20th Century.

Very silly, but I like it.