Tempus Fugit

All the more reason for going to a classy venue, I'm sure the Connaught's Regency Carlos Room wouldn't be conducive to any unpleasantness.

I don't dislike old Mickey, quite the opposite, but as he's on the list (lord knows why) I'd rather he died to boost our woeful 2006 success rate.

Hello you shameless Lucy Lawless forum promoter. Mickey, is irritatingly very much alive and still performing.

Happy Birthday Faustus

Photographer Ruth Bernhard who is 101 today, certainly famous enough though not ill, just elderly.

Not sure how accurate this month old article on Andy Griffith is, can't find any other confirmation of it.

Surely this chap can't still be alive, can he? Maybe so, as the National Portrait Gallery lists no date of death. I'm intrigued.

Another political leader not in the best of health is the President of Fiji. Josefa Iloilo, he's 86 in december and suffers from Parkinson's disease.

Me too, almost. I've got loads of Sh*ts on my potential list.

Too true OoO, I've got no idea why she's on the list, Dame Vera is fitter than many people half her age.

Andrex could release a line of Maggie Thatcher memorial lavatory paper, I'm sure a lot of people would enjoy wiping their backsides on Maggie's face.

Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards, now studying to be a lawyer. (since 2001, so he's probably a poor student)

Italian author Roberto Saviano has upset a nasty criminal organisation by writing about them. An outside chance, but you never know.

Johnny Callison, dead aged 67. A rounders baseball player.

If that theory proves correct then Iain Duncan Smith will make it to at least 120.

Richard Hammond raised more than that by just crashing a car, eat your heart out Tomlinson.

I don't think any sneaking is required from East Europeans these days. UK recruitment agencies practically drag them here, with the willing cooperation of our wonderful government.

Stone or years? Either way fatso hasn't got long to go. I expect the pallbearers are already in training for the big lift.

Where's the dog on a piece of string? I remember reading all about this fellows brazen begging on b3ta some months ago. No way will this individual kill himself, he's just desperate to get back into the limelight.

I think Farrah deserves her own thread. As we have seen with Paul Hunter, cancer of intestine can be fatal. In my opinion her "fast growing malignant mass" entitles her to a bit of individual attention on DeathList. Much obliged in advance DDT OK, but didn't Hunter have stomach cancer?

One wonders how many more tests the man can undergo. He seems to spend as much time in hospital as he does at home. Come on Gerald time to give up your enfeebled grip on life.

That article is so damn vague, have these people no consideration for deadpoolers.

If you make it somewhere worth going like The Savoy's American Bar then it might be worth the effort.

Not before Murdoch does.

Benito Martinez Abrogan Cuba's oldest person, has died, allegedly aged 126 (but no birth certificate to prove it).