Tempus Fugit

Wisdom has he now. Next time caught, make sure he is not. (If indeed he be who he seem to be. Which may be or not be the case).

As a follow up to this, that article is now subject to a legal complaint. Whether that might be down to the health, I don't know, but I haven't seen any other articles about his ill-health since that one. He's also just flown to Zimbabwe & Angola on recent visits - but no pictures - so it's hard to tell if he is down to 7 stone. I'm not saying that Obiang might not be near death, but just to be cautious, in case this story is a pack of lies. As he's on my cpdp team I hope that damn article was correct. Maybe he's only complaining because he doesn't want the truth about his health to get out. Maybe I'm clutching at straws.

Now that's given me an idea for my cpdp theme team, time to do some research.

That play better be good, or the critics really will have a tagline that writes itself.

*former Where I live relatives may also press charges of libeling a stiff. In my country it's also a crime to insult a "friendly head of state", which our favourite fat bugger was. Not is, though... Awaiting legal proceedings, Hein Would Kim Jong-Il playing nice qualify as a "friendly head of state"? Or did you mean "head of a friendly state?

I thought he'd died years ago, or was that just his career.

Bugger. Bugger, from me also.

A bit of Puskas action on Youtube, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjNBsRmR3Q0 With a musical accompaniment of "Don't Fear the Reaper"

Puskas isn't even listed on NNDB, useless pile of Americentric shite really.

Canadian woman chokes to death on Marshmallows while competing in a Chubby Bunny contest Perhaps our resident Canadians can enlighten us about this bizarre practice.

Which one? Most of us can only name one. If I were a gambling man I wouldn't mind a list of runners and SPs. My money would be on this mystery man being killed, as nobody really knows his true identity, then who could argue otherwise.

Pig takes on the pigs. Tazers he laughs at them.

Andrei Kozlov a Russian Central banker who was on an anti-money laundering crusade has been shot dead. What a surprise.

I had already submitted a list with her name on it. Now I have to find a replacement also I hope you hurry ff, according to CP's rules you've got about 10 hours left to submit a replacement.

Or add the word "allegedly" at the end of each comment. I believe it's when you make libelous comments that you come unstuck. Chris Langham is a kid fiddler, is a kid fiddler, is a kid fiddler. (by kid, I of course mean a young goat)

As he's not on my DDP list I rather hope he makes it to the new year, although he is in my Deadlypool Poolofdeath team.

Eric, would have been better, and as it's bigger than Pluto, that could have been renamed "little Ern".

Quite so, he must be under an intense strain, whether guilty or innocent these kind of charges irrevocably damage a celebrity's persona.

An outside chance of a suicide is Chris Langham, who has now been charged with 8 counts of indecent assault.

As far as I can tell nobody has ever suggested actor Gene Barry before. An excellent musical montage of his show The Adventurer on the link below. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_fgbupGKkU

The DoA site doesn't want to load for some weird reason, either at home or here at work Dead or Alive now lists him as alive, so it looks like it was all a rumour.

Nice to see incompetence getting its just reward, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5339968.stm How aptly named Commander Dick is.

I never realised God had such a downer on cigarettes. Can't remember it being mentioned in the bible.

I can't imagine Maggie flying economy class though. Perhaps if we sent her on a few trips and she flew RyanAir or EasyJet then she might get DVT Surely Maggie would be thrown in the hold with all the other baggage.

Watch the BBC spoof of the Amarillo video, it got those naughty BBC boys and girls into a spot of bother. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4BtiqPN4u8